What are they sayin about the Jazz in Beantown?

[Hopper]

Those posts were non sequiturs in the original thread.

Non sequiturs, Kicky? I resemble that!

Robinson/Mello = Sloan/Maravich, like the zak same thang, I figure.

Now, if ya really wanna go talkin non sequiturs, it would be, like, startin offa Boston thread with a Rick Adelman quote, or sumthin, I figure.

 

[billyshelby]

Merged some posts in here that Aint made on the exact same subject in another thread. Those posts were non sequiturs in the original thread.

Why not just have one giant thread dedicated to aint spamming the board with quotes from Genghis Khan and anyone else who ever might have said or thought something positive about Jerry Sloan at one point or other? Then aint will have one place to go when he feels like talking to himself.

 

[Hopper]

Why not just have one giant thread dedicated to aint spamming the board...

Cmon, Biley, be nice, eh? Playz your cards right, and I might be able to gitcha a date with S2, ya know?

 

[write4u]

Aint, er I mean One Brow, er I mean, Hopper, what happened to Jazzfan_2814? I noticed One Brow made a post right after Aint, er I mean Hopper in another thread. Back to old days of Aint it looks like. He's got CJ beat by a mile with his posts this time. Gee, I wonder what Hopper, er I mean, Aint, er I mean One Brow does with his life besides hang out at Jazzfanz. He must've gone nuts when the site crashed. But then he already was nuts.

 

[Hopper]

OK, Write, Imma fess up. Me and One Brow: same perv, sho nuff. But don't go draggin Jazzfan_2814 into this, eh? He's our little brutha.

 

[write4u]

Taught the fine of points of logic and illogic by the same person, I suspect.

 

[Hopper]

Logic, it licks the large one, eh?

 

[Hopper]

As some old-*** ayrab done said, and all:

“For "Is" and "Is - Not" though with Rule and Line---And "Up - and - down" by Logic I define----Of all that one should care to fathom---I Was never deep in anything but - Wine.”

“And much as Wine has play'd the Infidel---And robb'd me of my Robe of Honour, Well----I often wonder what the Vintners buy---One half so precious as the ware they sell.”

 

[Hopper]

And that aint even the half of it, actually. Looky here:

“Myself when young did eagerly frequent----Doctor and Saint, and heard great argument---About it and about: but evermore---Came out by the same door as in I went.”

“Waste not your Hour, nor in the vain pursuit---Of This and That endeavour and dispute---Better be merry with the fruitful Grape---Than sadden after none, or bitter, Fruit.”

 

[Hopper]

Rivers remembered the tipoff at Pistol Pete Maravich's first game against the Bulls. "When the ball went up, Sloan just ran him over, then Sloan said something to him," Rivers said of the Utah Jazz coach. "It looked like he was saying something nice, but I'm sure it had a knife in it."

Completely understandable. Dick Motta said ole Jer used to spend at least 30 minutes before every game workin up a lather about the guy he wuz gunna be matched up against that night. How the guy wuz gunna try to embarrass him, take away his paycheck and food from the mouths of his chillinz, and all.

Ya think Sloan would ever help up a guy he just knocked down? I dont think so! Jer don't play dat. He said what he hated most about the ole NBA is that they used to put both teams on the same bus to play exhibition games. It took all he had to just sit there, scowlin, and not go to cuttin the sorry MF's, ya know?

 

[David Stern]

Who are the Jazz?

 

[carolinajazz]

Talkin bout fightin, scrappin, Beantown, and all, good ole Dave Cowens mighta been the closest thang to Sloan that I can recalls.

....Cowens was "bubble gum and a hard time".....and he was always fresh out of bubble gum! Talk about knowing how to box out on the defensive boards? He was THE best at it!

 

[Hopper]

Pistol Pete was the original hopper, and I chose my handle here at Jazzfanz to honor and remember him. But, as ya can kinda tell from this here thread, that damn Sloan has been tryin to beat down hoppers his whole life. I don't care if he is a big-*** clown offa the court, he just aint no kinda fun on it. Time for the Jazz to look into hirin Kelvin Sampson, I figure.

 

[Hopper]

But then he already was nuts.

I don't think anybuddy is in no position to argue witcha there, Write. I mean, like, if anybuddy here knows what it is to be "nuts," I spect it would be you, sho nuff.

 

[One Brow]

Aint, er I mean One Brow, er I mean, Hopper, what happened to Jazzfan_2814?

I am not aintnuthin'/Hopper, I have never have been, and I will never pretend to be. Please take your moronic, parnoid theory on that and keep itto yourself.

He must've gone nuts when the site crashed. But then he already was nuts.

You would know.

 

[Hopper]

Well, sheeit....now I gittin confused my own damn self....

 

[zman1527]

What's funny is that as a player, Jerry was a stellar defender as the quotes here show. As a coach, he has a great offense, but the defense sucks.