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What you sippin on?

Fish looks swole as **** in that picture.

I atarted working out hard as **** on march 5th in preperation for a vegas bachelor party may 3rd weekend.

I usually spend 3 hoyrs at the gym liftin weights, doing ellyptical, and swimmin laps.

This bachelor party shall be epic. There is 28 crazy mo fos going. We have suites at tue hard rock, vip at some strio club (palomino?) A poolside cabana vip bottle service thing at sapphire (iirc) more naked chicks.

Gotta look good poolside.

Only been drinkin like once a week so.im pretty hammered right now
 
Im going hard working out for 60 days for vegas.

Then we will see if i keep it uo after that.

Btw i also bought 5 tanning passes..... goin once a week (starting last week) till vegas.

Will post nudes in ugli forum when may arrives
 
Im going hard working out for 60 days for vegas.

Then we will see if i keep it uo after that.

Btw i also bought 5 tanning passes..... goin once a week (starting last week) till vegas.

Will post nudes in ugli forum when may arrives

Lol you trying to pull some chicks?
 
Funny thing is that like one week after you told me bout the brass monkey, i made one at an uglu ute tailgate festival...... st ides n OJ.

Pretty good.

Readin john dies at the end right now. I like it.

If air gordon turns out then i will have to make you my mentor

Hell yeah, if you likes John Dies, you have to read "This Book is Full of Spiders" sequel to John Dies. It's way darker and not as funny, but still a great book.

Brass Monkey's aint good, but they make drinking malt liquor bearable.
 
"Try" lol

For real doe, im married and would never cheat on teh wife.

Better leave dat alec "slic pimp" burks jersey at home.

If i wear that thenni wont he able to keeps the hoes offs
 
I atarted working out hard as **** on march 5th in preperation for a vegas bachelor party may 3rd weekend.

I usually spend 3 hoyrs at the gym liftin weights, doing ellyptical, and swimmin laps.

This bachelor party shall be epic. There is 28 crazy mo fos going. We have suites at tue hard rock, vip at some strio club (palomino?) A poolside cabana vip bottle service thing at sapphire (iirc) more naked chicks.

Gotta look good poolside.

Only been drinkin like once a week so.im pretty hammered right now

....this has got "bad ending" written all over it! At best....serious hangover, STD, money and credit cards stolen! At worse? DEATH!
 
What's the best bourbon/whiskey for mixing with coke guys?


Let's hear it.

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