Where is the lazy Baum Trout?
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He was driving to Gakona and a frickin Moose hit the back of his Prius.
He was pussin about it on Facebook the other day.
Joe Bagadonuts
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A moose ran him over from behind? Figures.
And he's driving a Prius in Alaska? That figures too.
Cog highways could be the future. No slip slidin' away or anything like that. Insurance companies, when they realize the profits of selling tomorrows insurance against yesterdays' statistics, are gonna lobby for this.
I simply don't believe anyone would leave St. George and go to Alaska, for any reason, in the winter.
I simply don't believe you're not a 30 year old child living in his parents basement waiting for the day Zordon imbues you with a zord of your very own.
takes one to know one.
I may or may not have run into and talked to this Trout person somewhere in or around SLC.
That may or may not have been a low point for me... Not meeting him per say but recognizing someone I only know from the internet...
I also may or may not have been a little drunk at the bowling alley with some friends and couldnt stop swearing despite his kids being there.
Also I made my wife say his name to see if he reacted to his online name to confirm its him.
That may or may not have been a low point for me... Not meeting him per say but recognizing someone I only know from the internet...
I also may or may not have been a little drunk at the bowling alley with some friends and couldnt stop swearing despite his kids being there.
Also I made my wife say his name to see if he reacted to his online name to confirm its him.
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Joe Bagadonuts
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How did this person who you may or may not have run into react to your wife saying what may or may not have been his fake name?
He immediately turned and I talked to him for a bit. Nice guy. Is what may or may not have happened.
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Joe Bagadonuts
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Did you ask if he was who you thought he may or may not have been?
I've met babe, and can state, unequivocally, that he is not 30.
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He's in my phone as "Trout". That's what my wife calls him, and he used to live across the street from me.
Cappy_Smurf
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I'd be willing to bet that Trout is the single most active poster on this board, with a huge gap between him and number 2.
Growing up is for pùssies, man, and I ain't no set of roast beef curtains.
It was kind of weird how it happened, really. There I was, trying to teach my five year old how to throw the frickin skiball up the ramp without killing the person next to her when out of nowhere, as if angles we have heard on high, my long lost name came to me; drifting melodically like wind through the wings of a totally straight flying unicorn. I'll admit, im not sure who was more embarrassed out of the three of us... Things really got awkward when Bronc's woman took her shirt off and begged me to sign her breasts -- I mean, seriously lady, I've got my daughter with me! (I only signed one)
I would not take that bet.
Or would I?
Dun, dun, dun!