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Where's Vinylone??

Vinylone, where are you? You were one of my favorite posters on here, and now, you have left us. One part rapier wit, one part negative reinforcement, 100% comedy-- I miss your posts man. Sadly, you are gone now and I wonder where you could be...

I love your smile. I your hair. I love your knees. I love how you licks your lips before you talk. I love your heart-shaped birthmark on your neck. I love it when you sleep.

Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Vinyl being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you blog in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my e-friend.
 
He probably got kicked out of his parent's basement and has no internet connecton living under the 405 freeway overpass.
 
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Maybe he used to post from work and lost his job. Wasn't he from California where the unemployment rate is higher than most? I almost miss being threatened to have that little man drive from Cali to kick my butt. If he only knew . . . .
 
Last I heard, it had something to do with Bubba and dropping the soap in the shower.
 
Didn't he say he had an idea for a business or invention months ago, maybe even as far back as the winter? Any chance he threw himself into that?
 
I know he's alive and out of jail, and that suddenly I am getting calls from a Cali number asking about the ad I put online for, "Discrete Gay Encounter". I can only imagine that shrimp-toast is behind it.
 
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