Which poster do you feel has the best grip on the Jazz?

[Stoked]

But man, you're probably right about the inbreds. There are SO many ugly, distorted, funny looking people in this town.. they look like characters from the game Fallout.

@PKM I'm currently residing in a drug-infested town called Morristown, about 35-40 miles east of Knoxville.

The thing is that the daughters are hot until they get to be about 30-35. Then you wake up and it looks like a train hit them.

 

[Dr. Jones]

All that tells me is that you have 3-5 moms instead of 1. As for PKM I figured that was a given. I think the entire state of Kentucky only has 1 family tree.

Well at least I nailed the purty side of the tree.

 

[Dr. Jones]

 

[t.work]

It's like a guessing game for me. Is this person ugly because she/he has been on drugs or is it because their mom and dad are also brother and sister? Or both? Also, I can't help but notice almost half of my customers at work either have black teeth or none at all. What the hell?

 

[Dr. Jones]

It's like a guessing game for me. Is this person ugly because she/he has been on drugs or is it because their mom and dad are also brother and sister. Or both, that's always an option in the guessing game. Also, I can't help but notice almost half of my customers at work either have black, nasty teeth or none at all. What the hell?

Are you a drug dealer? Cuz that could be the problem.

 

[Deleted member 848]

This thread has taken a turn towards amazing.

 

[Dr. Jones]

This thread has taken a turn towards amazing.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dalamon again.

 

[t.work]

Are you a drug dealer? Cuz that could be the problem.

I wish. I'd make an absolute killing in this town. Nope, I'm currently a slave to the fast food industry.

 

[Scat]

It's like a guessing game for me. Is this person ugly because she/he has been on drugs or is it because their mom and dad are also brother and sister? Or both? Also, I can't help but notice almost half of my customers at work either have black teeth or none at all. What the hell?

I hear the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee. Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

 

[t.work]

I hear the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee. Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

If that's true then these idiots must think Jack Daniels is toothpaste. Nasty mouths everywhere.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I wish. I'd make an absolute killing in this town. Nope, I'm currently a slave to the fast food industry.

Closest thing to drug dealer .. so just give it a little more time, you're almost there.

 

[t.work]

Closest thing to drug dealer .. so just give it a little more time, you're almost there.

 

[sepanol]

what you mean by 'the best grip'

 

[Stoked]

I hear the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee. Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

They must have exported them all then.

 

[Dr. Jones]

what you mean by 'the best grip'

Most knowledgable about the Jazz coupled with a serviceable bbIQ is how I took it, but it is definitely subjective.

 

[fishonjazz]

This thread makes me happy again after being sad about the "did it worth losing the lottery pick"/sweep from the spurs

Thanks guys (all warm and fuzzy inside now)

 

[Stoked]

This thread makes me happy again after being sad about the "did it worth losing the lottery pick"/sweep from the spurs

Thanks guys (all warm and fuzzy inside now)

We are here to please. And if there is one thing you can count on it is us pleasuring ourselves.

 

[fishonjazz]

Lol

 

[NCJazz]

I hear the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee. Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

Careful there buddy. Dont make me me whip out Vanderbilt.

 

[NCJazz]

Most Creative: Mk11
Most positive/chipper: Bluesrocker
Best College ball insight: PKM/Cy
Most irreverent/outside the box: Trout/Ostertag>Duncan
Most interesting (in a “what the hell” sort of way): Heaven Harris (R.I.P.)
Most skeptical: Salmon Hobo (I don’t know where he’s gone)
Best grip on the Jazz: Ginobili1976 (J.K.)

There are some great posters on Jazzfanz, and this is a great place to get info and insight. I visit it too much. Many have already been mentioned, but it’s the collective whole that really makes it magic, so in a Marxist manner, I have to say it’s the community that deserves the credit. Lame, I know.

Wes Mantooth+ Salmon and KEK