Who else find this funny?

[catzies]

(d'oh! typo in my headline, bad kitty)

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to enjoy his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he was introduced to the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Smitten with her beauty, he handed her his business card and said, "I may look like just an ordinary man, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

The gorgeous woman was impressed, looked him up and down, and took his business card. Three days later, she became...

...his stepmother.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Eh, punchline was incredibly predictable.

 

[Hopper]

(d'oh! typo in my headline, bad kitty)

I don't sees no typo, eh, Katie? I wouldn't call that tale funny, my own damn self, at least not in the sense that "funny" means "unusual." I aint never knowed no Babe yet who would wait 3 years for sumthin they can git right now, eh?

 

[Loki]

Dang cougars. You would find this funny catzies.