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Who is the biggest troll around here?

Fight! Fight! Fight!

or at least someone get an infraction or something.

Fighting is over rated but when a bully sees you enter the fight and backs down it is a great feeling. He knows he can take you but doing so involves a fat lip and bloody nose for him or another kick to the balls or smething similar and it just isn't worth it.

That is the key. Not to be the baddest guy around but to be more trouble than it is worth to mess with you. Then you breeze right thru.
 
I only fought with people that ****ed with me or others. The bullies in my school and I had a very hate/hate relationship.

I was the guy that never let a bully do his thing without jumping in against the bully.

Okay, I have a relevant story. So back when I was 13 or 14, I was hanging after school waiting for basketball practice to start. I have a younger sister, and one her friends whom I knew very well was being harassed by a bunch of kids my age. I decided the right thing to do was to stand up for him, and so I did. I had my teammates in close proximity, so the other kids didn't start anything.

Instead, they waited for me outside of school and jumped me as soon as I got out. There were 6 of them, and the two friend I had with me ran away. I survived the fight with several broken bones, a serious concussion, and 4 days at the hospital.

Good times.
 
Okay, I have a relevant story. So back when I was 13 or 14, I was hanging after school waiting for basketball practice to start. I have a younger sister, and one her friends whom I knew very well was being harassed by a bunch of kids my age. I decided the right thing to do was to stand up for him, and so I did. I had my teammates in close proximity, so the other kids didn't start anything.

Instead, they waited for me outside of school and jumped me as soon as I got out. There were 6 of them, and the two friend I had with me ran away. I survived the fight with several broken bones, a serious concussion, and 4 days at the hospital.

Good times.


I got jumped once by 3 kids. Got my *** kicked. Me and a friend paid them back twice as bad 1 by 1. they never bothered me again. As I was getting jumped initially I did bite the **** out of one of them.

Edit: I got jumped becasue I was Mormon. That's it. I bit him on his right calf.
 
Epeen fights rule.
Strange how so many people in forums are really MMA's undiscovered superstars IRL. Crazy world we live in.
 
Epeen fights rule.
Strange how so many people in forums are really MMA's undiscovered superstars IRL. Crazy world we live in.

Like who? It's okay, go ahead. I'm looking forward to laugh at all those hilarious posts you mention.
 
Do you even read what you are commenting on?

Not sure if it'd make a difference. I am not even certain Scorp is an actual person and not a realization of the infinite typing monkeys hypothesis.
 
Point proven, I win. ty /bow
too easy
Whats the name of this thread again?

So asking if you read the threads or just shoot from the hip based on the title means you win? I'm sure someone will fedex your internet points to you.
 
Fighting is over rated but when a bully sees you enter the fight and backs down it is a great feeling. He knows he can take you but doing so involves a fat lip and bloody nose for him or another kick to the balls or smething similar and it just isn't worth it.

That is the key. Not to be the baddest guy around but to be more trouble than it is worth to mess with you. Then you breeze right thru.

I was the shortest kid in my class through elementary school and I know exactly what you're talking about. I've never been bullied for more than 2 minutes or so. I'm not a violent person, but I'm also not a person sitting here trying to take **** from anyone. No, I'm not the undiscovered king of MMA. Growing up however, if you wanted to mess around I was ready to give it better than I got it. Again, shortest, skinniest kid in class and I don't feel like I've ever been picked on. It's more about the way I look at the world than how tough I am.
 
This has now become the, "I'm small but I'm a total badass" thread.

Lots of people with little man syndrome here.
 
Heaven really got banned? When did this happen?

A few weeks ago he got suspended, delivered a Unibomber style manifesto about the havoc he was going to create, and then registered some alts and posted a wide range of pornographic images, most involving women getting, uh, something on their face.
 
On just a pure sorta troll basis ncoloradojazz is up there for me. Not just with the last thread he posted, but he's kind of the complete package. Stupid, negative, a jackass, and doesn't even bring an amusing shtick to the table.
 
I on the other hand am 6'5 230lbs, but I've never got into a physical fight in my adult life. I'm such a gentle giant.

6'4.5" but Im still growing!!! Ima catch up SiroMar :)


Seriously though, Im a wuss.
 
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