Who's the dumbest Jazz man? Here're the nominees...

[Stifle Tower]

Sheer brilliance. This is easily the post of the year. Perhaps the best of the decade. If there were a HOF for threads, this easily makes it on the first ballot. Yes, I'd like to see KOC and Greg Miller included - perhaps a follow-up version could include FO personnel, owners, announcers, etc.

I laughed at all the entries, but the Bell scenario and the one about Corbin were my favorites. Since I actually like Bell's attitude and effort, although his skills have deserted him, I'll vote Corbin. But that could change if some trades happen and it appears Corbin has been under orders to try to improve the trade value of Al, Howard, etc.

 

[Grandpa Jazz]

KOC asks Josh Howard, "Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?" Howard says, "I don't know what's it with me coach, and I don't care."

God help us. Laydenisms should be verboten. But it's not like Layden invented this line, just borrowed it like all of his humor.

 

[MK11]

Cheez, this is harsh....I feel bad for the players, they memorize 100s, no 1000s, of basketball in game situations but still don't get any respect.

I voted CJ

I felt like I'm a bad guy after posting the thread but... you know... they kinda deserved this.

Above and beyond any of them is KOC. Why in the he'll is he not an option? Mind blowing

To be honest, I just like the guy, and I didn't believe that he's that stupid or unseccesful enough to be an option, sorry...

I'm guessing you are pretty easily amused based on the Big Mama's House avatar.

I'm not saying that I've posted the funniest jokes but, is it really a bad thing to be joyful? Dalamon is a young, kind, nice and definitely a cheerful guy. I think his character is also an advantage by the side of the pessimist guys, to be a Jazz fan, you know what I'm saying?

I don't understand why Bell is even included in the poll. I've seen the guy talk, and he seems easily the most intelligent Jazzman.

I agree with you but I'm still under the sway of his early performances. Plus, as far as it comes to the smartness, Matt Barnes maybe the most intellegent guy in the entire NBA but I can't help myself but see him as a dumb player on the court, most of the time.

God help us. Laydenisms should be verboten. But it's not like Layden invented this line, just borrowed it like all of his humor.

I really don't know if Layden invented the joke or borrowed it but if we consider even a bright guy like Alec Burks has done this, (after 1:30)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6OMiK1AGGZE

I say, it's pretty plausible that the line of the Layden could be genuine.

In the meantime, thanks for all the nice replies, guys.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

To be fair his eyes lit up like an instant before he was told Ty was the head coach so I give him the benefit of the doubt, plus he is nervous and just came out of a workout.

Edit: after rewatching it I change my mind about instant before thing

 

[Deleted member 848]

I'm guessing you are pretty easily amused based on the Big Mama's House avatar.

The movie was terrible- avatar has more to do with an inside joke between me and a few friends, and one of my nicknames. Nice try though.

 

[Dr. Jones]

The movie was terrible- avatar has more to do with an inside joke between me and a few friends, and one of my nicknames. Nice try though.

Does the story start with .. "on this was drunken night .." ?

 

[TroutBum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6OMiK1AGGZE

I say, it's pretty plausible that the line of the Layden could be genuine.

In the meantime, thanks for all the nice replies, guys.

Holy piss, LEAVE YOUR LIPS ALONE! I thought Brewer was a lip-lick-aholic...

 

[Deleted member 848]

Does the story start with .. "on this was drunken night .." ?

Haha, well they both were. I'm pretty much always honorary DD, since I never drink. My first name starts with M, and I'm a pretty lanky 6'4.5" guy so my friends always jokingly refer to me as "Big M". On this given night, we were watching Big Mommas House with a thwack of people, and they made the connection. Now they call me big Momma, lol.

 

[SojoDave]

CJ Miles has the most talent, but the least intelligence.

 

[YB85]

CJ may be the dumbest seven year veteran I've ever seen. I have never seen a veteran who makes as many bonehead plays as he does, but that stove must not be that hot because he continues to touch it. If there's a stupid shot to be taken, a stupid foul to be committed, or a stupid play to be made, CJ can be counted on to do it.

#showerpower

 

[TroutBum]

CJ may be the dumbest seven year veteran I've ever seen. I have never seen a veteran who makes as many bonehead plays as he does, but that stove must not be that hot because he continues to touch it. If there's a stupid shot to be taken, a stupid foul to be committed, or a stupid play to be made, CJ can be counted on to do it.

#showerpower

His mother disagrees.

 

[aybars]

where is Kevin O'Connor,Enes kanter and gordon hayward on this list? Racisttttttttttttttttttttttttt

 

[MK11]

where is Kevin O'Connor,Enes kanter and gordon hayward on this list? Racisttttttttttttttttttttttttt

No, not at all.

Reddish...

Doesn't have any color...

Just an Arab.

You know, you're an Arab too... like all the Turks.

 

[TheSilencer1313]

Unless they are infidels, right? DOWN WITH WHITEY!

Lol! Down with whitey.....

 

[aybars]

No, not at all.

Reddish...

Doesn't have any color...

Just an Arab.

You know, you're an Arab too... like all the Turks.

lol,,i just saw this

 

[addictionary]

No, not at all.

Reddish...

Doesn't have any color...

Just an Arab.

You know, you're an Arab too... like all the Turks.

haha.. reminds me of the terrance & philip episode not without my **** in which they called saddam husein a turkish dictator.

 

[carolinajazz]

...I'd say Josh Howard. Anybody with that many tats can't be that smart!