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Why do you love your wife?

heyhey said:
You should have told her "because your breasts aren't that nice"

C'mon man! You gotta learn how to sweet talk dem ladies.
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Aww but they are and I get them regularly so I must be doing something right.
 
I could say all of the mushy **** that all of you are saying, but really, it boils down to one thing:

She puts up with my ****. Period.

She's one in a million, that's for sure.
 
She's a good girl.

Loves her momma.

Loves Jesus.

And America too.

We have long days living in Reseda, a freeway running through our yard. But she deals with it well.
 
when I was a kid living in a twisted tortured trap, I prayed to God for help, complaining I might as well be living in Russia, in those Gulag camps. . . .

The idea came back at me. . . "If you can endure this, you can endure anything".

I went outta that sacred grove of pomegranates knowing I was tougher than the toughs. I must have exuded that attitude from then on, because everyone backed off and started talkin' nice to me, like.

my wife talks nice to me, too.

well, after she's thought about what she said first. . . .

Somehow, it seems, she's tougher than I am. Won't listen to anything I try to say, will automatically treat me like a babe in arms, and tell me to take off my boots at the door, wash my hands, give up my cow**** clothes, take a shower, and put on something clean. . . . then come sit down for supper.

Nobody ever calls her bluff. She's the boss of all bosses.

All I need to do is show up.
 
babe said:
when I was a kid living in a twisted tortured trap, I prayed to God for help, complaining I might as well be living in Russia, in those Gulag camps. . . .

The idea came back at me. . . "If you can endure this, you can endure anything".

I went outta that sacred grove of pomegranates knowing I was tougher than the toughs. I must have exuded that attitude from then on, because everyone backed off and started talkin' nice to me, like.

my wife talks nice to me, too.

well, after she's thought about what she said first. . . .

Somehow, it seems, she's tougher than I am. Won't listen to anything I try to say, will automatically treat me like a babe in arms, and tell me to take off my boots at the door, wash my hands, give up my cow**** clothes, take a shower, and put on something clean. . . . then come sit down for supper.

Nobody ever calls her bluff. She's the boss of all bosses.

All I need to do is show up.
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dis is true love. game recognizes game, babe. respec.
 
babe said:
when I was a kid living in a twisted tortured trap, I prayed to God for help, complaining I might as well be living in Russia, in those Gulag camps. . . .

The idea came back at me. . . "If you can endure this, you can endure anything".

I went outta that sacred grove of pomegranates knowing I was tougher than the toughs. I must have exuded that attitude from then on, because everyone backed off and started talkin' nice to me, like.

my wife talks nice to me, too.

well, after she's thought about what she said first. . . .

Somehow, it seems, she's tougher than I am. Won't listen to anything I try to say, will automatically treat me like a babe in arms, and tell me to take off my boots at the door, wash my hands, give up my cow**** clothes, take a shower, and put on something clean. . . . then come sit down for supper.

Nobody ever calls her bluff. She's the boss of all bosses.

All I need to do is show up.
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what's great about this post, imo, is babe has what 99% has lost..

50 years ago we were still living mostly by sustainable means, and contributing, to the same.
Now it seems people, and especially couple find themselves bored, because they have nothing dirt-related in their lives.
This isn't me. I was LUCKY/FORTUNATE enough to grow up on a farm and a dad with enough sense to get me involved/passionate about looking for indian artifacts/fishing, etc.

So when we have free time, we have a blast outdoors.. and it was something my wife and kids learned.

My friends have a hard time figuring out what to do when they have a babysitter or whatever.. it's like we are so numbed and dumb. Movie and dinner is all we know. Sad.
 
She is 9 months prego and still worries about looking good for me. Not sure why.... she looks amazing. Amazing Mother, and deals with my grouchiness.
 
tedbundy said:
She is 9 months prego and still worries about looking good for me. Not sure why.... she looks amazing. Amazing Mother, and deals with my grouchiness.
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Dude, if she's 9 months pregnant YOU'RE the one that's supposed to be dealing with HER grouchiness.
 
colton said:
Dude, if she's 9 months pregnant YOU'RE the one that's supposed to be dealing with HER grouchiness.
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Somehow my wife was so much more stable and chilled out during both of her pregnancies. If I could handle a ton of kids I'd just keep her constantly pregnant.
 
Beer said:
Somehow my wife was so much more stable and chilled out during both of her pregnancies. If I could handle a ton of kids I'd just keep her constantly pregnant.
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Women tend to have more hormonal consistency during pregnancy, in terms of estrogen/progesterone levels (apart from the moments before the actual act of parturition-- or giving birth). Going back to what I said in another thread, I'd advise you to look into holistic ways to try and help your wife balance her hormone levels without needing things like steroids or whatever. For her sake-- she sounds like an incredible woman.
 
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