Wicked.......
- Thread starter Duck Rodgers
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Oh, stop whining and just enjoy living. If you're being honest, you're looking forward to this little road trip, don't ruin it by pretending you're not. This is what life's about, the curveballs. Have fun! (and report back)
Did I sense "longing for youth" in this post?
Don't answer it, I asked myself
Duck Rodgers
Well-Known Member
Good idea. PKM, can I borrow yours? If not, I'm just going to have to use that Bugatti Veyron that's parked in my garage(Someday I'll say that and it will be true - just practicing).
Oh, stop whining and just enjoy living. If you're being honest, you're looking forward to this little road trip, don't ruin it by pretending you're not. This is what life's about, the curveballs. Have fun! (and report back)
No seriously, I was about to just ditch the girl and go with somebody else closer, not only because of that one night, but I don't want to spend months making that Provo to Nephi drive if there's actually a potential relationship there. I just don't want to be a dick though and renege. Provo to Salt Lake is okay because you're going to things, entertainment, places, and I sometimes actually have reasons to be there other than just seeing a girl so it works out nicely. I've done that before. A couple days a week sufficed. Nephi? That girl would have to be out of this world to make me look beyond all the girls that are within 10 miles or so.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Is this your first faux-date with her?
Duck Rodgers
Well-Known Member
Correct. Just the initial asking and a few phone calls so far.
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Are you also taking her for a nice dinner pre-show? I recommend you show her the ticket prices and let her know you expect something in return afterwards.
UGLI baby
Well-Known Member
I doubt a girl from Nephi is gonna faux on the first date.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Well good luck. Maybe your date will go well and you won't have to drive her back 'til the next day.
Edit: Anything else planned for the day/night with her?
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Ah, just read Page #2. Those farmers' daughters are hot.
Just tell her you're going to what the sheep do. Good luck.
Just tell her you're going to what the sheep do. Good luck.
Duck Rodgers
Well-Known Member
That was rep from Enes, one of my favorites ever actually because the mocking is very thick.
And I'm sorry to disappoint all the Jazzfanz playas, but I'm not a skirt chaser. If I was, do you really think I would be considering things like driving distances of potential relationships? No. A booty call in Nephi would be a dream. I used to run with that type of crowd, but then I met Jesus. So...the best I do now is that I'm extremely threatening to other guys, but really it's just an image. I have fun with that angle of it though.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
So in other words, you've joined the other team. Good news. More for me, more for me.
Apparently I'm way more naive than you think I am, I was literally saying you to drive your car safely.
Duck Rodgers
Well-Known Member
One of my least favorite reps ever then because you can clearly tell he is just a nice guy and not mocking.
Duck Rodgers
Well-Known Member
That was rep from Duck Rodgers, it was ordinary
You're supposed to take pride in the source, not the comment. Just know that I appreciate you and let that sustain you throughout your life. When people in Turkey see that smile on your face, just let them know it's because the great(in his own mind) Duck Rodgers repped you.
Thank you great Duck Rodgers. I feel alive again! Proud and alive!
agree
Hartsock
Banned
I've found small town girls are usually totally down with "fauxing" on the first date.