Wife and I got back from Egypt a little over a week ago. We had been gone for about 10 days, which is the longest we've ever been gone, especially from kids. My wife had always wanted to go to Egypt since she was little. Me too, but not in the sense that it was a life goal like it was her. We planned a pretty jam-packed trip to be able to make that happen. For both of us, it was the farthest distance we'd ever been from the US. I had been surprised by this because my wife had lived in Tokyo and I had assumed that was farther than Egypt, which it surprisingly is not. We started in Cairo and traveled all the way down to the Sudan border. We actually got to fly over northern Sudan as we landed in Abu Simbel, which was fun. A few thoughts:
- While cliche, the camel ride at the pyramids was incredible.
- Tipping is everything, even for the most menial tasks. It's also not easy because withdrawing money from an ATM is going to give you larger bills and small bills for tipping are sparse. It's a constant anxiety wondering if you'll have enough small tip money to make it through the day, as you'll be hounded for tips everywhere.
- Everyone wants to haggle. It'd make it easier if there was just a flat rate (even if inflated) because it's such a time investment to haggle, especially as you're always in transit to your next place with limited time.
- Nobody sleeps in Cairo. Adults, kids, donkeys... all out in the street at 2:00 am.
- I would have loved to have explored much more spontaneous eating opportunities and street food. However, with it being Ramadan in conjunction with being with a company that had an itinerary and took us everywhere, it really prohibited most of those opportunities.
- I'm not certain we slept. Every day we'd be waking up super early, with the exception of, I believe, one morning. Aside from a couple days on the Nile cruise where we were sailing in the afternoon or after dinner, there was absolutely no down time.
- We did a hot air balloon ride (first time for both of us) over Luxor and Valley of the Kings, which was a great experience.
- It's incredibly green and lush all around the Nile and it's interesting seeing the stark contrast between barren desert and bright green landscape.
- They do a sound and light show at the Pyramids of Giza, which I believe is a production from the 1950s. It's awfully silly but the atmosphere of the sphinx and the pyramids at night is wonderful.
- Growing up, my mom was a flight attendant (still is) and we were accustomed to flying standby. I've never flown anything besides economy. On our flights between Cairo, Luxor and Aswan, our tour company had booked business class, so the most comfortable flight I've ever taken was on Egypt Air. My wife had flown business class before, but I now understand how Jerry Seinfeld felt when he insisted Elaine fly coach because she hadn't ever been in first class and didn't know what she was missing.
- Driving was intense (we didn't drive). We had a driver take us 4 hours south of Cairo down to El Minya and Amarna. It necessitated several security checkpoints where we would have to do a relay of police escorts. Our driver got impatient with one of the police cruisers doing the escort and kept tailing him (probably about three feet or so) and pulling up to the side of him to push him along. It was very surprising because you'd be arrested in the states for that. There are no rules on the roads, no lanes, and not infrequent that someone is going the wrong way on the freeway or just turns around against traffic to backtrack.
- Tour guides are paid a commission of what you buy from the places they take you, like carpet "schools," papyrus "institutes," perfume stores, etc., etc., etc. I wish I could have just told the guides that, whatever commission they made, we'd just add to that in a tip and we can reallocate our time for the must-sees.
- Bonus picture of flying over Greenland, which I'd like to one day visit.

This picture doesn't really capture it, but this is an amazing view.
