You know your a Jazz fan...

[Saint Cy of JFC]

You know your a Jazzfan when the first thing you do from coming home from a succesful night of gambling is checking Jazzfanz, instead of drinking moar beerz/

 

[infection]

You would really chop off your toe? Hell no. Its just some other dudes playing basketball.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, dude.

 

[akirac73]

I know I am a jazz fan when every time I take a dump it lands in the toilet in the shape of a j.

The other day, my log was the shape of an "L". To hell if that means I'm a Laker fan.

 

[colton]

... when you're counting the days until the draft lottery because it's the last hope the Jazz have of a first rounder this year even if it's just ~25%.

(6 days!)

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

When you're under a tight deadline on a critical project but say, "Screw it," and go check on JazzFanz instead.

 

[Hartsock]

That I'm willing to waste my time reading BluesRocker and northeasts posts while sifting through terrible trade proposals and KOC hate.

 

[Stoked]

... when you're counting the days until the draft lottery because it's the last hope the Jazz have of a first rounder this year even if it's just ~25%.

(6 days!)

I'm right there with you Colton. I want justice from the GSTankers!

 

[colton]

5 days!

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

5 days!

This is televised, correct?

 

[colton]

This is televised, correct?

Yes, it's on ESPN at 6 pm Utah time.

 

[colton]

1 day!

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

1 day!

I don't have a good feeling but then again, I keep saying that I think Detroit and/or Toronto is going to jump into the top 3.

That said, can someone find out how often a team slotted 8th-14th has jumped into the top 3? Last year Cleveland did with their pick from the Clips. In 2010, it did not happen. From 2009 and before, I can't find the info needed.

 

[pickledXgrandma]

I know I am a jazz fan when every time I take a dump it lands in the toilet in the shape of a j.

A cursive J, an old english J, what kind of J man!!!