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On the contrary, seems to me there's not enough pulled pork - I'd really like to see the US Congress pull some pork off its plate.


But I'd be very happy to say bye-bye to Brie.

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Baked brie with assorted fruit, some chipotle sauce, and artisan bread makes for a great snack or appetizer. Yum.
 
MY LIST:

1. CHIPOTLE: Every thing you see now is Chipotle this, Chipotle that. And everyone is eating it up. Every restaurant has a chipotle something or another. 5 years ago... YOU DIDNT HEAR ABOUT CHIPOTLE!!! No one had it. No one heard of it. Food was still excellent and everything was fine. Now all of the sudden it seems that your business is going to fail!; unless you carry chipotle seasoned food. I say F Chipotle in the A. Besides its pronounced Chi-pote-lay. Read the damn word and tell me it doesnt say Chi-pote-ul. Its Chipotle!!! I dont want it, I dont need it.

2. BBQ Pulled Pork- This makes me want to smash skulls into the ground untill bones become dust. Ok, First of all ITS JUST BBQ'D PORK. It been around for ever!!! But all the sudden its become a nation wide sensation because now we threw the word "pulled" after the word BBQ and before the word PORK. OOOOOOHHHHHH now its INCREDIBLE!!!!!! No body gave 2 dueces about BBQ PORK before we threw an extra word in there. Take you BBQ'D PULLED PORK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A.

I had some pulled pork with a barbecue chipotle sauce the other day... I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. The absolute PERFECT combination of spicy, smokey, and sweet.


Also if you're going to try and post something like its a Jay Leno monologue, have the balls to actually swear... nothing makes a man look like more of a ***** then saying "take your BBQ'd pulled pork and shove it up your A"

-10 points from Gryffindor
 
Cup of noodles in a cup. I just squeezed those suckas dry out of the cup and threw them on a plate of steamed rice and it was amazing. I can't say the same for when you actually leave them in there and cook them.
 
I'm going to have to try the whole cup of noodles thing with out the cup.

Something that has been added to my list, double bubble flavor. It needs to last for more than 2 minutes. (that's what she said.)
 
T-Mobile customer service is something that needs to go. I feel like I'm talking to a bunch of kids. They don't listen to a thing you say when you tell them something. I was simply trying to upgrade my phone to a very simple phone. She proceeds to tell me its $269.99 for a two year upgrade and then $119.99 if I buy it out right. Told her that didn't make sense or else no one would be under contract. She says, "That's just the way it is." Really? Who hires these people?
 
- The WNBA
- NASCAR
- Pro wrestling
- the yankees
- Kings of Leon
- Racism
- Organized religion
- 2 party system
- the Lakers, and their fans
- the Dodgers
- Los Angeles
- laws against mary jane, and her cousin shroomy sara
- drivers age 16, should be 18
- drinking age 21, should be 17 beer, 20 everything
- MTV
- clear channel
- Archie Moses
- Satan
- the health care system, revamp from the start, and everyone is covered.
- the NBA players position in the lockout. You sign big contracts, you play for that. You are owed nothing from what the owners make. Do they get a cut of your endorsement deals?
- clutchfans
- alaska
- monster energy drinks
- hyundai elantra
- Nickleback
- Biber
- burger king
- aafes
- weber state
- american fork
- deron williams jazz jerseys
 
* "versing" anyone in any game or sport - "Hey I wanna verse you next." Anyone who says that should be shot.

* Myoptic. It's myopic, moran.
 
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* "a myriad of"
* "irregardless"
* "synergize"
* "dawg"
 
The emo douchebag that works next door to me that wears his little sister's jeans and a knit hat in the middle of summer.
 
Oh yeah almost forgot...."incentivize".
 
Cheap people!!! They are always saying, "Wheres that 50 bucks I lent you", "Do you have the 100 you owe me?"..... man, quit being so cheap.
 
Oh yeah almost forgot...."incentivize".

ha ha, I was listening to an interview the other day and the speaker used the term "syntheticize" - when the moderator asked him to explain it, he couldn't really give an adequate definition that fit the context. it was amusing


one more thing that needs to go: Telemarketers

For some reason, over the last couple of weeks, the calls seem to have tripled. I re-registered on Do Not Call, I hope that will help in a couple weeks.
 
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