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Your most memorable poos

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There is a certain site out there where you can post pictures of your poop and have people rate it. Submitted one when I was in middle school lol.
 
bigb said:
If any of you do anything that ends in me or any of my possessions covered in poop, or me having to clean up poop, I swear to all that is Holy that I will punch you in the nuts so hard you will be pissing blood for years.
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Coming from the guy who has a profile pic of a kid peeing on something. You into pee but not poop?
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
Coming from the guy who has a profile pic of a kid peeing on something. You into pee but not poop?
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I remember I was walking with a bunch of friends a couple years ago, and we walked past a car-dealership at like 12am. One of my friends (who was drunk) snuck in, and without telling us what he was about to do, he just stood on the hood of a car, and started urinating on it.


When we asked him why the **** he just pissed on a car, he replied "Dude, it was a PT Cruiser-- the future owner deserves to have his car pissed on"
 
bigb said:
If any of you do anything that ends in me or any of my possessions covered in poop, or me having to clean up poop, I swear to all that is Holy that I will punch you in the nuts so hard you will be pissing POOP for years.
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PKM said:
You should write a column on poo ... the do's and don'ts.. the acceptable and unacceptable, for CNN.
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Would read
 
Has anyone else here pulled off the dreaded Double Decker? I've never met anyone else who has. Most people have heard of it and have vague stories of someone who knew someone they knew doing it, but I've yet to meet someone other than myself who's done it.
 
JimLes said:
Has anyone else here pulled off the dreaded Double Decker? I've never met anyone else who has. Most people have heard of it and have vague stories of someone who knew someone they knew doing it, but I've yet to meet someone other than myself who's done it.
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It's an Upper Decker, and it was mentioned in the thread earlier.

Now I'll say what you so clearly want somebody to say…tell us the story Jim!!!
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
There is a certain site out there where you can post pictures of your poop and have people rate it. Submitted one when I was in middle school lol.
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Pretty sure that was just Trouts personal website released into the wild.
 
I did do the poop scooping job in a parade one time with a couple buddies. Got paid ****, but got to drive a golf cart and we made it so ****ing entertaining for the people. Squealing the tires and running full speed with the shovels at the poo and whatnot. It was actually really fun.
 
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so girls are a lot different about poo than you guys...

I have a poo story to tell that highlights this difference. It happened many years ago when I was in my 20's and on a road trip with three girlfriends. I think we were heading from Chicago to visit a friend who had moved to Austin, Texas. So we're in the car, and it's time to make a pit stop, and one of my friends says she sort of needs to take a dump, but she's never done it in a public restroom and she's not sure if she'd be able to. Well, what do you know, we get into a conversation about it and we all sort of have that same issue - none of us had ever gone poop in a public bathroom unless it was a situation where nobody else was around. We're too embarrassed we might make horrible farting noises or it might smell really bad, or clog the toilet or whatever - at any rate, we all agree we probably wouldn't be able to poop in a public restroom.

Eventually we stop at one of those roadside rest stops and the four of us go into a crowded restroom to pee. Three of us come out of the stalls and we're washing our hands when all the sudden this HORRIBLE smell emanates from one of the stalls. It was REALLY BAD and everyone else who's in there starts rolling their eyes, holding their noses and trying not to gag. The three of us run out of there so fast, trying to hold our laughter until we get outside, then we completely bust a gut laughing. We watch as other people start to go in but walk right back out! We can't stop laughing!!!

After a couple minutes, our friend comes out of the now empty bathroom and wants to know what's so funny... So we told her, and she said "well, I didn't smell anything, I think you're making it up!"

OK. End of story. Other than my middle son's poo story which I've already shared in another thread, that's all I've got.
 
I will now report here every time I poo, and give my general thoughts along with a score.

Urgency: Really had to go.
Satisfaction: Mediocre
Density: Low
Constipation level: Slid right out.
Food: Likely several bowls of sugary cereal I had yesterday.
Slime level: High
Burning sensation: Light
Pieces: Several
Shape: Snake
Pieces of toilet paper used: Several
Amount of poo left in butt: Will have to wipe again if any physical activity takes place today, or will have to shower first.
Overall: 3/10, bad start to the day.
 
Has anyone here tried to poop while squatting over a toilet? It's suppose to be healthier for your colon. Like you put your feet on the toilet seat and just aim your butt over the bowl. I've always wanted to try it, suppose to making pooping way easier and result in less wiping, but I'm super scared I will either miss the toilet or fall off teh toilet.
 
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