Wet 'n' Wild Virgin Beaver Resorts
IF Clark State. . . . I mean Nevada. . .. I mean Hairy Reed. . . decided to move their border a few miles eastward, your dream would come true.
You see, there is a place called Beaver Dam, in Utah, along with the whole Beaver Dam Wash drainage. It crosses over into Arizona near Littlefield, and that is where the Beaver Dam Wash enters as a tributary to the Virgin River.
What with our general lawlessness in government nowadays, I suppose if Hillary gets elected, Hairy will do whatever he wants to do, and be just as untouchable as the Clintons. I'm sure some big player on the Strip will finally get this idea done.
But Peeks will have nothing to do with it. He wants a place where all his friends and peers will come hang out. That is, practically speaking, the upscale fitness and ultimate adventure elite.
The Virgin Elite.
People who take care of their health, don't do drugs, sex, alcohol, or energy drinks, but who do eat cans of hydrolyzed protein, whey, and muscle building formulas, and who do daily fitness regimens that would equal an old farmers daily irrigation pipe lifting.
No mere hedonist, for sure.
Preacher Peeks Bible Camp.