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Ok, fine. I'll be the first (and probably only) guy to come in here and defend Aquaman.

First of all, I like him because he sits just outside the mainstream group of superhero's. He doesn't get crammed down our throats like Superman or Batman, yet he's more well known than some of the more obsolete heros. Not only that, the dude claims domain over all water habitats. Isn't something like 90% of the earth covered in water? That basically means that Aquaman rules this f'n planet.

And I'm not even going to get into how much he's crushin it with mermaids across the globe.
 
Ok, fine. I'll be the first (and probably only) guy to come in here and defend Aquaman.

First of all, I like him because he sits just outside the mainstream group of superhero's. He doesn't get crammed down our throats like Superman or Batman, yet he's more well known than some of the more obsolete heros. Not only that, the dude claims domain over all water habitats. Isn't something like 90% of the earth covered in water? That basically means that Aquaman rules this f'n planet.

And I'm not even going to get into how much he's crushin it with mermaids across the globe.

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Look up Extraño and tell me that he is not worse than Aquaman...


Among Aquaman's abilities are the following:

- Telepathic ability to communicate with marine life, which he can summon from great distances.

- Breathe underwater.

- Superhuman durability high enough to remain unaffected by the immense pressure and the cold temperature of the ocean depths, this also makes him tough enough to be invulnerable to machine gun fire.

- Superhuman strength. He can swim at very high speeds, capable of reaching speeds of 10,000 feet per second.

- Can see in near total darkness and has enhanced hearing granting limited sonar.

- Ability to dehydrate anyone he touches, killing them instantly

- Ability to shoot jets of scalding water

- Ability to create portals into mystical dimensions

- Ability to communicate with the Lady of the Lake through the waterbearer hand

- Ability to nullify magic

- Able to "see" through the eyes of nearby fish

- Regenerative, self healing powers

Sounds pretty badass to me.
 
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- Telepathic ability to communicate with marine life, which he can summon from great distances.
so he can send a fish to take on bankrobbers?
or maybe he can summon Kanye "gay fish" west?
seriously what use is that?

- Breathe underwater.
pretty much useless. there are some rare instances that it might come in handy. very rare instances. and if i want to breathe udnerwater there are aparatus that can acomplish that


- Superhuman durability high enough to remain unaffected by the immense pressure and the cold temperature of the ocean depths, this also makes him tough enough to be invulnerable to machine gun fire.
purty handy. being invulnerable to mahcine gun fire. but What the **** do i care about depths of oceans.
also note Dart Bauer was also bulletproof without superhuman durability



Superhuman strength. He can swim at very high speeds, capable of reaching speeds of 10,000 feet per second.
a lot of superheroe powers have superhuman strenght so in a sense its just normal

- Can see in near total darkness and has enhanced hearing granting limited sonar.
solders can see in total darkness with something called nightvission. advanced hearing sucks

- Ability to dehydrate anyone he touches, killing them instantly

superheroes dont need to kill. so yes this is useless.
punisher kills but he has no superpowers get it?

- Ability to shoot jets of scalding water
Useless

- Ability to create portals into mystical dimensions
ooh really :S. s

- Ability to communicate with the Lady of the Lake through the waterbearer hand
you mean the lame hand and lady of the lake sucks

- Ability to nullify magic
i'll give him this one

- Able to "see" through the eyes of nearby fish
again useless ooh wait maybe when a bank robbery is in progress and the bank has an aquarium it might be usefull to see whats going on inside. but infrared can do the same

- Regenerative, self healing powers
this one is cool

Sounds pretty badass to me.

sounds pretty lame to me
 
I still think Kidney Stone Man is the best super hero ever. Dropping villains with a single wave of the hand.
 
I still think Kidney Stone Man is the best super hero ever. Dropping villains with a single wave of the hand.

I can tell you, when Kidney Stone Man strikes it's like you been hit by a rock in the pit of your stomach. You really don't want to piss him off.
 
My Marvel's Namor the Sub-Mariner and Casey can beat up your DC's Aquaman and a school bully any day of the week.
 
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