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[One Brow]

That's like if a guy tells his wife he thinks it's over and they should split up, but they decide to work on it. Then when he asks her to pick up some milk on her way home, paid for out of his account, she says, "Well, it doesn't look like you're so ready to split up now, does it?"

Except, this time it's on the wife's account, because Texas is already a net receiver in terms of federal dollars, and he's asking for still more.

 

[The Thriller]

Perhaps instead of offering heathen rain dances and such, Texas should look inside themselves. When you're living the right way, magic happens...

*ducks at the Ute crowd tripping over themselves throwing objects

 

[Deleted member 95]

*ducks at the Ute crowd tripping over themselves throwing objects

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I would pay to have you and Salty be put into a house together and than proceed to film the train wreck.

Oh wait, no I wouldn't.

 

[TroutBum]

Thriller has a point. He's a jackhole, but it still stands, man -- when you're living right on and off the field... Well, you know.

I miss Salty, by the way. Football season can't get here fast enough.