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Huntsman not so Mormony

I've gone to church once in the last six months. I feel like I'm turning into Huntsman, although I would never deny my feelings for the church or God/Christ. I'm just lazy and I've gotten into a bad routine. I'm pretty much going to hell for more reasons than one. No lol.
 
Archie Moses said:
I've gone to church once in the last six months. I feel like I'm turning into Huntsman, although I would never deny my feelings for the church or God/Christ. I'm just lazy and I've gotten into a bad routine. I'm pretty much going to hell for more reasons than one. No lol.
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Nice dude. I'm surprised your wife hasn't kicked the **** out of you.
 
Millsapa said:
Why would I think you are acting homo if I'm a chick? I just think you are being a two faced creep since you just sent me this in rep:

I loathe you with every ounce of my being. I hope your version of Hell is hot and miserable, butt hole.
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Punctuation and one word can change everything. Could have read:

I hope your version of Hell is a hot and miserable butt hole.
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Archie Moses said:
I've gone to church once in the last six months. I feel like I'm turning into Huntsman, although I would never deny my feelings for the church or God/Christ. I'm just lazy and I've gotten into a bad routine. I'm pretty much going to hell for more reasons than one. No lol.
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imho...This is called "growing up." Being an adult means being busy. lol.
 
The-Joker said:
IF you don't set a standard for the first wife, the next 3 will just walk all over you.
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On a side note, does anyone else get a giggle out of walking through St. George/Hurrican Walmarts and being bombarded with little house on the prairie types?
 
Archie, I think every newly wed couple has trouble going to church. Thats why the church wants you to have children so fast. Those damn kids love that nursery. Well most kids do.
 
TroutBum said:
Dude, you're the patriarch, dammit, time to lay the smack down!
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The-Joker said:
IF you don't set a standard for the first wife, the next 3 will just walk all over you.
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There's a reason you guys will have three wives. There are two small words that if learned and repeated with sincerity will save every single marriage. "Yes Dear". No my balls are not in a jar on her nightstand. I have simply learned what battles to fight and when. Arguing over the color of the carpet is a bad battle. Let her have it with a sincere "Yes Dear". When it comes time to fight over something important you have several "Yes Dear"'s in your pocket with which to bargain.

Bunch of frickin' amateurs on this site. Why anyone would take advice from an unmarried hack like Joker is beyond me. Trout simply isn't willing to admit he's half the bad *** he pretends to be... he's just as whipped as the next guy.
 
I went to church last week and I plan on going again this week. It's really weird being in a married-ward after going to single-wards for so long. Freaking everyone is so nice and sincere it makes me feel awkward.
 
The problem is that the people in a married ward aren't truly nice and sincere. They're are (mostly) nice to your face, but few are sincere about it.
 
Marcus said:
Good point. I don't think anybody would consider that good marital knowledge.

Double dumbass.
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I don't get it... Did you think I was serious? I would have thought that when I created the 3 additional 'fictional' wives for Archie, the aim of my sarcasm would have been clear. My mistake.
 
From a purely political point of view, Huntsman distancing himself from Mormonism is genius. Should Huntsman get the Republican nomination (not completely unlikely considering the current crop of canidate candidates), the only place he would feel major backlash from would be the state of Utah. I realize many Mormons won't be happy with Huntsman, but what are they going to do? Vote for Obama? Me thinks not.

I'm also sure that Mormons spread across the country wouldn't be too happy with Huntsman either but those numbers probably won't come in great enough numbers to give him any cause for concern.
 
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