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reflecting on NAOS's first thousand posts

NAOS said:
banging fat chick? cool, braugh.
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Everyone here knows my wife is way out/over my league, and since I'm easily a 9 or 9.5, that's really saying something. It's cool though, your wife envy is comical. *Hey everyone, look at the ugly fat guy who is getting laid whenever he wants by a fine woman! Hahaha, what a loser! Let's all go home and jerk it to that High Elf 'chick' in our guild!* *again*

But I'm on ignore, right, so you can't even see this. What a shame.
 
TroutBum said:
Everyone here knows my wife is way out/over my league, and since I'm easily a 9 or 9.5, that's really saying something. It's cool though, your wife envy is comical. *Hey everyone, look at the ugly fat guy who is getting laid whenever he wants by a fine woman! Hahaha, what a loser! Let's all go home and jerk it to that High Elf 'chick' in our guild!* *again*

But I'm on ignore, right, so you can't even see this. What a shame.
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I'll admit... your wife settled. And not in the tradition "they don't have white so I'll take grey" sense.
 
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NOAS Wrote:

You must be a hoot to hang with. Humility is also a boring quality to have on a message board. You are usually boring, though.
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Believe or not that actually hurts. The main reason I'm on this message board is in the hopes that people will be invigorated with what I have to say. In turn that will allow me to make threads about myself hoping that the other message board members will reflect upon my body of work and tell me how neat they think I am.

Keep thinking highly of yourself, you self-aggrandizing douche. God knows somebody has to.
 
jazzman12 said:
NOAS Wrote:



Believe or not that actually hurts. The main reason I'm on this message board is in the hopes that people will be invigorated with what I have to say. In turn that will allow me to make threads about myself hoping that the other message board members will reflect upon my body of work and tell me how neat they think I am.

Keep thinking highly of yourself, you self-aggrandizing douche. God knows somebody has to.
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This is a MESSAGE BOARD, brough. Cross lines. Don't be yourself.
 
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The-Joker said:
I'll admit... your wife settled. And not in the tradition "they don't have white so I'll take grey" sense.
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Dip shorts.

You haven't seen the male:female birth ratio in Utah + the (exmo + post-mish failure + failed to mish) rate have you. Duke Deuce is funny as hell and you know he played the "you may be able to re-convert me, but I don't know" card, right? Freaking irresistible combo in Utah.

Strategery, dip shirts.
 
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franklin said:
Dip ****.

You haven't seen the male:female birth ration in Utah + the (exmo + post-mish failure + failed to mish rate) have you. Duke Deuce is funny as hell and you know he played the "you may be able to re-convert me, but I don't know" card, right? ****ing irresistible combo in Utah.

Strategery, dip ****.
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I was blind, but now I see.
 
TroutBum said:
Everyone here knows my wife is way out/over my league, and since I'm easily a 9 or 9.5, that's really saying something. It's cool though, your wife envy is comical. *Hey everyone, look at the ugly fat guy who is getting laid whenever he wants by a fine woman! Hahaha, what a loser! Let's all go home and jerk it to that High Elf 'chick' in our guild!* *again*

But I'm on ignore, right, so you can't even see this. What a shame.
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This part proves you are not married or she is getting some on the side and feels guilty.
 
TroutBum said:
Dude, I constantly have to turn her down.

I wish I was making this stuff up.
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(you know, I have to unhide you since you are in my thread)
I, for one, am proud of you for finding an attractive handicapped girl. That sounds perfect for you.
 
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