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Game 5: Termination Game -- Jazz @ Thunder 4/25/2018 7:30 pm MST

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After a physical game 4, the Jazz return to OKC and look to close out the series. Of course, there’s an uncomfortable reality for the Thunder:

Three years ago, the Jazz traded Enes Kanter to the OKC Thunder in exchange for a future draft pick and a heap of trash. That draft pick is now Ricky Rubio, while Enes Kanter is now $54 million of Carmelo Anthony.

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While this may be an OKC regret, Paul George has some regrets of his own:

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As Paul alters the space-time-continuum, Dennis Lindsey’s grand slam summer begins to fade from existence. Not to be outdone, Dennis calls for his enforcer to travel back in time and restore order to the universe.

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Crowder navigates his way through 2017 LA, kicking *** and taking names later, in search of Chris Paul and Paul George. Dennis also sends Quin to scour Los Angeles County, stopping everyone in sight.

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Thanks to the valiant efforts of these Jazz heroes, they are able to locate young Donovan and keep Pre-season P at bay.

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Now that Quin, Jae, and Mitchell are back safely in 2018, they arrive in OKC to take care of business.

But Brodie, in desperate need of good luck, searched the internet to find the secret to the Jazz’s success, in hopes to emulate. As he stumbled on JazzFanz, Brodie beheld the power of the Churro. He now claims this power to himself.

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But Crowder is not willing to let that happen. After having been ejected as collateral of Westbrook’s uncalled flagrant on him, Jae looks to annihilate Brodie before he desecrates the Churro.

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How will it end? Tune in to find out!
 
This game is gravy.

But we have all the momentum and are obviously the better team. It’d be cool if we were the type of team that just stepped on an opponents throat when we have them down.

We’ll see. A pivotal game 6 would be stressful.
 
It’s really hard to combine two GIFs with MS Paint. Someone should buy me playoff tickets.

I will commit to buying you a Niko Jersey if he is ever a member of the Utah Jazz as thanks for your service.
 
Lower bowl seats in OKC tonight can be had for $100 or less... Lots of green on the seat geek stadium map... this is very similar to Clips game 7, which were similarly priced.

OKC fans fed up?
 
Chuck and Shaq just hating. Chuck has always hated the Jazz. That;s just a fact

They don't really watch basketball. They're all about big names with big egos. Pretty much the TMZ of basketball.
 
Lower bowl seats in OKC tonight can be had for $100 or less... Lots of green on the seat geek stadium map... this is very similar to Clips game 7, which were similarly priced.

OKC fans fed up?
Compared to the $300-400 tickets in the Jazz arena that would be a real treat.
 
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