When I was in middle school I had a job and I spent most of my disposable money on clothes. I had vertical striped Girbaud jeans with alternating light and dark purple stripes and a pair of purple suede Nike high tops, finished off with a long sleeve solid purple Girbaud shirt that matched the light purple stripes. I looked like a clown, honestly. I was an ultra shy kid and had recently moved to the school I was going to. In my home econ class there was a really hot girl who had a boyfriend who was in the class and that guy clowned on me a little. Not too much or he would have found out what my reaction to being bullied was, which from a young age was to throw as many punches directly at their face as I could get off before someone stepped in or the person asked me to stop. Anyway, one day his girl got tasked with passing out the homework packet and as she passed me she whispered "I like your shoes." I have no idea if she was low-key making fun of me or if she wanted to bang, but I decided it was because she wanted to bang.
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