2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

[Saint Cy of JFC]

National TV game. We really like to be loud with the tank lol. Whatever... just get the damn job done.

Resting on national tv a wild move

 

[KqWIN]

Key is not an all star, so national TV rules don't apply to him. I bet Lauri plays against LAC, but sits the B2B against GSW.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Key is not an all star, so national TV rules don't apply to him. I bet Lauri plays against LAC, but sits the B2B against GSW.

Right... its just bold. I'm fine with it but we could have pulled easier levers earlier in the year instead of mooning the NBA in broad daylight lol.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Right... its just bold. I'm fine with it but we could have pulled easier levers earlier in the year instead of mooning the NBA in broad daylight lol.

This way is better. You get the early game sample size, when all teams are trying usually healthier, to get real data.

Now you moon and wave your tank dick around

 

[NUMBERICA]

Right... its just bold. I'm fine with it but we could have pulled easier levers earlier in the year instead of mooning the NBA in broad daylight lol.

If there’s any significant chance the NBA intentionally steers the lottery, we have to be bottom-4 to keep the pick because they absolutely would **** us again after this.

 

[Jingled]

National TV game. We really like to be loud with the tank lol. Whatever... just get the damn job done.

And they’re not even listing Keynote with a fake injury, just rest. Kind of a weird move.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Jazz are in perfect position to take Wagler, so I'm content.