What is your confidence level in a fight?

[DutchJazzer]

no u didnt,,calling chuck noris "overrated" is like saying there is no god,,i say;shame on you bro(in the name of all rednecks)

i just dont get this chuck norris meme and crap. he just plane sucks.
seriously stop witht he chuck norris lame *** meme and sayings

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

Judo brown belt.(stopped)
boxing 3+years Active
Thaiboxing 3+ years active
MMA training 2 years active(but only train 2-3 times a month)
and krav maga instructor(for the moment only civil instructor, hopfully by the end of the year law enforcement)

 

[aybars]

i just dont get this chuck norris meme and crap. he just plane sucks.
seriously stop witht he chuck norris lame *** meme and sayings

the whole thing is joke bro,,what is it that u dont get it? i cant believe that u dont get the sarcasm here..


here bro,,legand of killing with looks still lives,,thanx to chuck norris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-PXWlnwtZU

 

[aybars]

What's your background?

negotiating course from henry kissinger 3 years
training 100 meters with usain bolt 2 years
practise scream like a bitch with susan boyle 6 monthes

 

[Stoked]

9 because there is always something to use as a weapon

 

[DutchJazzer]

9 because there is always something to use as a weapon

agreed.
i'm pretty handy with pc's so there was a time i lived in a relative bad neighborhood, just walked around with a screwdriver could always use it as a shank. with the excuse that you need it for some pc repairs

 

[DutchJazzer]

the whole thing is joke bro,,what is it that u dont get it? i cant believe that u dont get the sarcasm here..

then its a joke i dont get.
yeah not everyone gets every single joke.

 

[aybars]

then its a joke i dont get.
yeah not everyone gets every single joke.

https://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

 

[aybars]

If Chuck Norris had been the captain of the Titanic, it's the iceberg that would have broken in two and sunk.

Chuck Norris can make a hole in the sun with a snowball

There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.

Chuck Norris can rob a bank by phone.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

 

[DutchJazzer]

https://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

umm i'm not new to the internet.
i've been on the internet since 1993.,
so yeah i've heard of that site, but still dont get it

 

[aybars]

umm i'm not new to the internet.
i've been on the internet since 1993.,
so yeah i've heard of that site, but still dont get it

nobody is perfect,dutch...just forget it..we still love you,,the way u are

 

[franklin]

I don't worry about strangers too much since I usually get too drunk to make it back safely and end up kicking my own ***. I woke up this morning with a ten inch cut on my forearm and a couch full of blood. I have no idea what happened but I'm guessing it had something to do with the bridge construction down the road.