Hi, I'm new! Let's be friends!

[colton]

You, my friend, are correct. Dragon was the personality I took when I was a whiney douche... Oh wait.... I still am... Never mind.

IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE, I WILL BE FORCED TO LOCATE YOUR RESIDENCE AND ENGULF IT IN FLAMES. AFTER EATING YOUR CHICKENS.

(did I do that right? ;-) )

 

[TroutBum]

IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE, I WILL BE FORCED TO LOCATE YOUR RESIDENCE AND ENGULF IT IN FLAMES. AFTER EATING YOUR CHICKENS.

(did I do that right? ;-) )

Wow. Fail.

 

[Revolution 9]

Newsbreaker has returned!

 

[The Fresh Prince]

I'm so excited to meet all of you and make friends! Maybe we could go to a Jazz game together sometime! Wahoo! I love the Utah Jazz!

Oh, and by the way....

I love other sports too!!!! And I read and cook and crochete!!!! And I love to talk about the scriptures!!!!

And I saw this inspirational video I want to share with you!!!

So looking forward to our new friendships!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









And if you believe that you're a bunch of dumb asses.


I'm back, bitches.

Wow.

 

[leftyjace]

Newsbreaker has returned!

**** you. Comparing me to Newsbreaker is like comparing Market Street to McDonalds. Now where's my ****ing quarter pounder?

 

[moevillini]

are you really a lefty?

 

[leftyjace]

are you really a lefty?

Well... ya.... duh.

 

[Stoked]

What the ****? Seriously? Has this place deteriorated so much that posts have to be approved by the moderator now!?? Colton, have you been asleep at the wheel or something?

By the way, you pathetic idiots that don't cheer for the Yankees or the UTES better sack up. I'm comin'. I'm comin' for you.

The Yankees can go pound sand and so can you, you damn yankee lover. Get mounted.

 

[leftyjace]

The Yankees can go pound sand and so can you, you damn yankee lover. Get mounted.

Aaaawwwwwwwww... Red Sux fan much?

 

[Gameface]

So are there any benefits to this proposed friendship?

 

[Stoked]

Aaaawwwwwwwww... Red Sux fan much?

Nope, they can go pound sand as well.


I just wanted to see your reaction and to be honest I am disappointed.

 

[leftyjace]

I just wanted to see your reaction and to be honest I am disappointed.

That's what she said.

 

[Stoked]

That's what she said.

Actually she got all religious on me. Started talking to Jesus and God. To each their own I guess.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

So are there any benefits to this proposed friendship?

Yes, none of them are good though.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Lefty, you still married to that weightlifter chick that could bench more than anybody on Jazzfanz?

 

[default]

What the ****? Seriously? Has this place deteriorated so much that posts have to be approved by the moderator now!?? Colton, have you been asleep at the wheel or something?

By the way, you pathetic idiots that don't cheer for the Yankees or the UTES better sack up. I'm comin'. I'm comin' for you.

bad visual

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Lefty, you still married to that weightlifter chick that could bench more than anybody on Jazzfanz?

BeJeesuz...so he's married to a dude? Good call Lefty. Are you a Niners' fan too?

 

[leftyjace]

Lefty, you still married to that weightlifter chick that could bench more than anybody on Jazzfanz?

I am currently single. Don't get all excited, now.

 

[JazzyD]

I am currently single. Don't get all excited, now.

It wasn't that hard to tell.

That's what she said.

You gave it away here.

 

[TroutBum]

It wasn't that hard to tell.



You gave it away here.

I would love to rep you, but that one was pretty easy. He did lead with both of his chins.