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Jazz (31-26) vs Hawks (32-23) @EnergySolutionsArena 2/27/13 @7 PM-MT

DutchJazzer said:
not to rag on al but i saw no chances.
the benc always brings us back

only chance was watson started tinsley dissapeared and burks was backup pg
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i know, but corbin kept the bench in longer then usual. i think if he would have kept them in we would have won. i already stated that al ruined it. we will never beat celts as long as al plays for us and KG plays for celts. al just cant get over his personal battle with kg. its not even a real battle. its like a 4th grader getting pummeld by the 6th grader.
 
I hope Millsap sits this one out to heal up. He needs to protect his body.

And I want to see what our team will look like next year:

Al - 30 mins
Favors - 30 mins
Kanter - 25 mins
Evans - what ever is left

Too bad Corbin will switch Kanter and Evans minutes.
 
green said:
I hope Millsap sits this one out to heal up. He needs to protect his body.

And I want to see what our team will look like next year:

Al - 30 mins
Favors - 30 mins
Kanter - 25 mins
Evans - what ever is left

Too bad Corbin will switch Kanter and Evans minutes.
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Corbin has a very complicated algorithm that none of us can or will ever understand. He takes the age of the player divided by the number of years they have been in the league. then he minuses that by the number of playoff games they have played, then he takes the square root of that and subtracts the number of shots they took from the previous game minus pie of course, then adds his favorite number to that number and, BAM!!! we have the minutes for the next game for the players all figured out.

Sp please dont feel bad if you dont get it.
 
JGolds said:
Corbin has a very complicated algorithm that none of us can or will ever understand. He takes the age of the player divided by the number of years they have been in the league. then he minuses that by the number of playoff games they have played, then he takes the square root of that and subtracts the number of shots they took from the previous game minus pie of course, then adds his favorite number to that number and, BAM!!! we have the minutes for the next game for the players all figured out.

Sp please dont feel bad if you dont get it.
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That sounds even more impressive than the Miller Metric!
 
JGolds said:
Corbin has a very complicated algorithm that none of us can or will ever understand. He takes the age of the player divided by the number of years they have been in the league. then he minuses that by the number of playoff games they have played, then he takes the square root of that and subtracts the number of shots they took from the previous game minus pie of course, then adds his favorite number to that number and, BAM!!! we have the minutes for the next game for the players all figured out.

Sp please dont feel bad if you dont get it.
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.....I get it! Sounds very plausible! Post of the Month for sure!
 
addictionary said:
Well,that's Dutch. He gotta pound Al's bottom.
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I get a really strong sense of sexual angst emanating from every Dutch post about Al. Dutch must have had his heart broken by a man of similar sense and style. I can't think of any other explanation for his fascination with the Big Weezy.
 
JGolds said:
Corbin has a very complicated algorithm that none of us can or will ever understand. He takes the age of the player divided by the number of years they have been in the league. then he minuses that by the number of playoff games they have played, then he takes the square root of that and subtracts the number of shots they took from the previous game minus pie of course, then adds his favorite number to that number and, BAM!!! we have the minutes for the next game for the players all figured out.

Sp please dont feel bad if you dont get it.
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think you are in error.
shouldnt you the age first be multiplied by the years played in the nba?
then divided by the whole other stuff
 
Mr. McGibblets said:
I get a really strong sense of sexual angst emanating from every Dutch post about Al. Dutch must have had his heart broken by a man of similar sense and style. I can't think of any other explanation for his fascination with the Big Weezy.
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would you knidly delte this post before more people find out the truth.
i have been trying to keep it a secret for YEARS.
so lets keep this between me and you and the posters who have already read it.
please delete asap.
my secret must remain in a close knit group
 
hhhhkau said:
I have a feeling Burks will back up Mo when he returns. Feel it in my bones.
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my god i hope you are right..... i think you are wrong however
 
DutchJazzer said:
think you are in error.
shouldnt you the age first be multiplied by the years played in the nba?
then divided by the whole other stuff
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you could be right. like i said few of us understand the way this works. it has taken me a few months to get this far. but if you truly understand you will see why they divide the years minus the playoffs. that is to try to make it a little bit more equal. if he did it vice versa we wouldnever see our young players. then we would all be pissed.
 
Thee jazz fan said:
I'm late to the conversation, but when did Millsap hurt his ankle?
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The Boston game. He rolled it. They retaped it and he played on.
Kinda surprised he's not playing tonight. Guess Favors will get his chance again starting.
Edit, Favors does get the start,

https://twitter.com/KevinGrahamKFAN/status/306935710840139776

Millsap will not play for the Jazz. Favors gets the start. Curious how he/Jefferson team up & whether he takes advantage of the opportunity
 
I'm calling it now. Millsap plays 39 minutes. kanter plays 6. Jazz lose agian. Jazzfanz freak out
 
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