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Done, accept the infraction when it comes. You should vote to infract when you see it come through.

Moderators usually abstain from voting on reports of their own posts (this does happen, from time to time) but because of the egregiousness of the crime, I will be sure to vote for the maximum penalty.
 
So..... I was mugged, and one of them hit me from behind and knocked me out.
When I woke up, I was in a room with no windows, or doors, or vents or anything. A solid cement box.
The only things in the room were a table and a mirror.

It took me a while to find a way out, but this is how I did it.

I looked in the mirror to see what I saw.
I took the saw and cut the table in half.
Two halves make a whole, so I jumped through the hole and was out.
 
I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes
I can see for miles, and miles, and miles, and miles, and miles...
 
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