Longest Thread Ever

[babe]

Speaking of beavers...

There are 2 species of beavers in the world; the North American Beaver (Castor canadensis) and the Eurasian Beaver (Castor fiber). An adult beaver is about 3 feet long and generally weighs between 30 and 70 lbs. Adult females are larger than adult males of the same age. Beavers have poor eyesight, but strong senses of smell and hearing. Their teeth continue to grow throughout their lifetime.

Beavers are monogamous (and probably misogynist)

Prior to european immigration, there were over 60 million beavers in North America. Europeans are, apparently, strongly anti-beavite.

we need more beavers. I tried to get some re-introduced to "my" wilderness. . . . along with the Bonneville Trout the Forest Service was re-introducing. . . . Flash Floods scour the streambed to the bare rock every five or six decades, and fish need some nice little pools like the ones the Beavers build.

 

[babe]

don't cry for me Argentina?

I don't have mega-fantasies like having a whole country care about just me. I just want the Jazz to play their best talent sometime, before the chance to get to the playoffs is all gone, even in my dreams. And a few more people having fun in here.

 

[babe]

Wow, you people are so sensitive.

Ugli Dude knows I was messing with him... and he's laughing all the way to JazzHacks.

Take a chill pill.

replying rapidly to any post works best for me. Less time, more fun. If I get started thinking I end up just getting "experience".

 

[babe]

Here's a bit, frayed by my memory a bit, from Ambrose Bierce:

To one who is lost in the night and fog,
Mired neck-deep in an unwholesome bog,
Experience, like the rising of the dawn
Reveals the path he should not have gone.

It's the booby prize of life,

For the boobs who "cry for Argentina" or whatever,

instead of thinking first and doing the right thing. . . .

 

[babe]

but for me, thinking draws me into a subject too far, and I can't get back out.

and my thinking process sometimes feels more like that night and fog that really needs to be stayed out of.

 

[babe]

wow. Love it.

 

[babe]

Ah, I love Pearls Before Swine.

always.

 

[babe]

Wow, you people are so sensitive.

Ugli Dude knows I was messing with him... and he's laughing all the way to JazzHacks.

Take a chill pill.

ya think. . . . . maybe I wuz messin' with ya, too?

 

[PearlWatson]

Ah, I love Pearls Before Swine.

Good to know.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Good to know.

If your name was PearlWatswine you would be pearls before swine.

 

[nightmare3983]

If your name was PearlWatswine you would be pearls before swine.

He raises a good point Pearl.

 

[PearlWatson]

I didn't realize "wat" was a prefix meaning before.