I'm not liking that mental imagery!
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I'm not liking that mental imagery!
well, I started to reply to this once before, but business came up and I had to skidaddle.
The fundamental question here, my friend, is how you want to condition the women in your life. If you really want them to take care of themselves, you run a risk that they will just be fine without you. I say make it a crusade to officiously profess to be the only one in the family who can take out the trash, clean the yard, and care for small animals and such. Be one of life's essentials, and you'll have a corner on their interest.
and so was I at the time. Wife is now safely occupied elsewhere for a while though. Run babe run.
"boat" load of work works for me. whatever is in that boat.
birds poop too. . . . from overhead, unannounced. . . .
your place in the family is secure when you're the pooper scooper.
I'm sure she poops, whatever oozes out elsewhere. Is this backache envy, or what?
well, take a look at the crud around that one eye. . . . justified suspicion to say the least. . .. .
The Black Swordsman
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
I find it useful to do a quick computer aging projection and take it to age ninety. Better than a cold shower.
hmmmm. . . . poetry. . . . shorter than a haiku.
reminds me of an old man I knew when I was twelve or thirteen.
Some boys were being boys and talking about boobs like they were the latest toys made by tonka. . . . .
Old man shook his head sadly and said something to the effect that it was foolish to worship the fleshly bumpers. . . ..
"Gravity and time make all women equal."
Some boys were being boys and talking about boobs like they were the latest toys made by tonka. . . . .
Old man shook his head sadly and said something to the effect that it was foolish to worship the fleshly bumpers. . . ..
"Gravity and time make all women equal."