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I can't believe this site still exists after all these years.


https://deathclock.com/

so, right. what is the ninety percent confidence interval for that?

but hey, I got a good one. Bannedclock.com. You tell me your IQ, your high school and college activities, and whether your ma gave you hugs when you were sixteen, and I'll tell you how many posts you will do before you get banned.
 
134, drawing caricatures, playing guitar, sing, billiard, bowling, basketball, soccer, reading, yes as far as I remember she did.


What's the result? Come on don't keep me waiting.
 
babe fell asleep.

No, I'm up in the night trying to keep a new mama dog feeling secure, and keeping our mama cat from terrorizing her. Or whatever it was that had her up and barking an hour ago.

well, in order to be a high risk for getting banned, you have to have some kind of axe to grind with the world, and actually be somehow committed to making a damned nuisance of yourself. From the data submitted, I calculate you will never be banned unless something just really pisses you offff.

having an IQ equal to mine suggests that you likely realize this is just an internet fantasy land that doesn't really count in real life, and that it's somebody's courtesy that provides us all the room we have here to play in. mama hugging you at sixteen means you don't have any of my fundamental insecurities, and you probably have a realistic comprehension of womankind as well, which bodes well for having other issues more important than having anyone in here actually give a damn about you.

Question is, given that all the pressure is off, do you even care to play? All that other healthy stuff you do says you don't really need to, but you're welcome just the same.
 
Let me back it up a lil bit then.

I was always close with my mother but not like a daughter telling the whole day to her mom or smth. I don't recall too much but I had a tough adolescence that I got myself alienated from my family and friends, did not share nearly nothing, drowned myself in music, basketball, caricatures, and that made me merely prepare for the matriculation. Then I studied sociology and my life kinda changed drastically.

Secondly, I don't bowl or billiard much anymore, after marriage it's mostly home-work and hanging out with my band members or my wife's work friends. I don't read as much as I used to and I don't play soccer or even watch it anymore nearly never.

And finally, keep that poor doggy away from the merciless paws of that panther!
 
I clicked it over and over and it kept giving me different years. The day was always Sept. 17 or 18th, but the years varied a lot.
 
I have an idea...let's create a PKM post-count clock. Assuming his current level of activity, if PKM keeps posting for another 2-3 years, will his record be so far out of reach no one will ever have a chance at matching it (kind of like Stockton's assist total).
 
I think PKM is at the point Stockton broke the record of Magic (around 9000) and remember Stockton recorded more than 15K before he was finished!
 
end of 2063. Yikes, I'm going to live forever. I'm pretty sure the end of the world comes first, they should combine the endoftheworldclock with the deathclock so it doesn't freak us out too much.
 
If being optimistic would give me extra 35 years then i would gladly be an optimist at Pollyanna level.

Starting from now; Corbin is not that bad, he would put us back in the 8th seed! You will see.

It felt good tbh...
 
If being optimistic would give me extra 35 years then i would gladly be an optimist at Pollyanna level.

Starting from now; Corbin is not that bad, he would put us back in the 8th seed! You will see.

It felt good tbh...

Yeah and 7 differential for smokin.

The site obviously has a message.
 
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