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[babe]

In The Tank: Bright Thoughts on the Value of Depression

so all it takes to be eliminated is one more game?

"just one game"???

So between now and next year, with Corbin still callin' it, what can we hope for?

 

[babe]

will a good draft pick happen???? really, with Jazz management makin' the call?

 

[babe]

will someone on the team decide to train and practice seriously, makin' a big move on up????

with the same management being the inspiration???? maybe, but not hoping to play for the jazz, just hopin to be traded.

 

[babe]

so, this is Salt Lake City. We know how to do that cheesy smile and the soft mellow Mormon drone in the stead of speech, and compliance with authority in the stead of thought. Let's go to our strengths, kids.

 

[babe]

We're the Best Losers there are.

 

[babe]

We cheer for the Jazz because they're still in Salt Lake City, and not Las Vegas.

 

[babe]

We cheer for the Jazz because we have smog and inversions and blizzards, and don't see the sun the whole month of December. . . . and January.

 

[babe]

We cheer for the Jazz because the RM car salesman who let the dude wreck the big Truck in the movie showed what a big heart Larry has, and how it was a good thing the RM got fired. . . ..

(required viewing, for interpreting this comment: The RM

https://www.yidio.com/movie/the-rm/...f_placement=&gclid=CMjP-570zbYCFQKwnQodQVsA9g

 

[babe]

We cheer for the Jazz because Utah has nothing else to cheer for.

 

[babe]

We cheer for the Jazz because nobody else will.

 

[babe]

We cheer for the Jazz because we love our team.

 

[babe]

Love has no reasons, it is just our right.