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It's not about the scores, the players, the game, or our stars. It's about our right to cheer.

(see speech/article by Sen Mike Lee.)
 
so, this is Salt Lake City. We know how to do that cheesy smile and the soft mellow Mormon drone in the stead of speech, and compliance with authority in the stead of thought. Let's go to our strengths, kids.
I believe, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Derrick, Enes, Gordon and Alec have been called by Kevin O'Connor to be leaders of the one and only true franchise in the NBA.
 
I believe, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Derrick, Enes, Gordon and Alec have been called by Kevin O'Connor to be leaders of the one and only true franchise in the NBA.

testimony meetings have probably degraded a little since I was last there. Aren't you supposed to say "I know. . . . . . in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen" whatever else you say????

but hey, we all know we're just there to be part of the community/neighborhood and so our kids will know their neighbors, and that Jesus loves us.

Anybody ever done a sign at the games that says "Jesus Loves The Jazz"?????
 
going from being the gardener to being the Presidents number one adviser, while knowing nothing but what's on TV makes a good commentary on the USA of forty years ago. But we haven't really gone uphill since then. What would be the best analogy for the intelligence level of our President today?????
 
"Being There" was a good read, and a better movie. It's about as close as our literature has ever come to telling us the truth about ourselves. . . . .
 
but telling the truth is tricky business. If you can't do it with humor, and without hitting the truth dead center, nobody will like it.
 
but telling the truth is tricky business. If you can't do it with humor, and without hitting the truth dead center, nobody will like it.

how can I make the Obama story funny? He was lower than the garderer, a street organizer. . . . and now he's not just the Pres adviser, he's the actual Pres. And it's all because of TV.
 
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