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    Any Jazzfanz coming to the season opener @ Detroit?

    Karl Malone has seen so many thousands of fan signs at NBA games. Karl Malone has some ideas. Have the sign say: KARL MALONE SAYS KARL MALONE WILL ELBOW YOUR WHOLE ROSTER IN THE FACE
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    Preseason Finale Denver Nuggets at Utah Jazz. 22 Oct 7pm, ESA.

    Naos, at least Karl Malones schtick isn't sucking at life. Karl Malone has read your posts, Karl Malone knows you're a dick just like cy.
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    Preseason Finale Denver Nuggets at Utah Jazz. 22 Oct 7pm, ESA.

    Stoked, Karl Malone has your back. Karl Malone is here it say that Cy is a Dick. Karl Malone knows that everyone knows it. All "King" Cy does is act like an idiot. Karl Malone thinks that if Cy were a real king he would probably contribute to some form of genocide. Karl Malone says King Cy SUCKS!
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    Karl Malone Knows: Free Throw Tips for Rudy Gobert

    Karl Malone was not trying to be funny. But it seems like you are interested in disrespecting Karl Malone. Let Karl Malone tell you something tfivas, if this wasn't a joke Karl Malone would say it is a joke. Don't respect Karl Malone you douche canoe.
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    Karl Malone Knows: Free Throw Tips for Rudy Gobert

    Hello Karl Malone here to speak with Utah Jazz fanz about Karl Malones advice for the young Stifle Tower, Rudy Gobert. Karl Malone know your free throw shooting pain the Gobert Report. During Karl Malones first year in the league Karl Malone shot 48% on Karl Malones free throw shots. Karl Malone...
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    Jazz Sign EJ Singler

    Karl Malone got Karl Malones degree in Communications so that Karl Malone could communicate with the Utah Jazz and communication Karl Malones desire to play some basketball for this fine organization. Karl Malone does not regret his communications degree. Louisiana Tech class of '85 GO TECH!
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    The elephant in the room

    Karl Malone likes Gordon Hayward. Karl Malone thinks that Gordon will be an All-star this season. Karl Malone knows. Ask me, call Karl Malones flip phone and ask. Gordon is no elephant, he is Tomb Raider, like that Salt lady. Karl Malone endorses Gordon Hayward to both the LOL All Star Game and...
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    Honest Ceiling

    Karl Malone here again. Karl Malone would like to offer some suggestions on how to be a good Utah Jazz fan. Karl Malone thinks a good fan does not complain. Karl Malone things a good fan does not suggest Ludacris trades of Utah Jazz's best players, Karl Malone also thinks that all of you Jazz...
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    Unreal Mechanics

    Karl Malone thinks the Big Toblerone moves slower than molasses. Karl Malone know that Tibor should be sitting on the bench. Karl Malone will take Ostertagger and Greg Foster over Tibor 11 times out of 10.
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    Jazz waive bye bye to Cotton and Graham

    Karl Malone has spoken GoFriars. Refer to Karl Malones last post. Karl Malone is politely asking your sensitive self to leave this board. Karl Malone knows best and Karl Malone is asking you to get off the train. Karl Malone know you love Mr. Cotton, but remember if you say that the Jazz are...
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    Ok this game will be fun ,Tuesday OKC vs Utah

    Karl Malone believes that these Utah Jazz will play well. Karl Malone talks to Quin Snyder and Karl Malone feels like Karle Malone is talking to Jerry Sloan. Karl Malone know about being tired during the season. If anyone remembers Karl Malone wrestled with Diamond Dallas Page against that worm...
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    Jazz waive bye bye to Cotton and Graham

    Karl Malone have a feeling GoFriars here had his feelings hurt because Mr. Cotton got cut out of this here lineup. Karl Malone don't want you to feel bad GoFriars. Karl Malone wants to be sensitive to your sensitive bits, but Karl Malone need to straighten you out band wagoner. Karl Malone knows...
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    Ok this game will be fun ,Tuesday OKC vs Utah

    Karl Malone gonna Karl Malone. Karl Malone doesn't need to 'tone down' anything. Karl Malone didn't 'tone down' on the court. Karl Malone can be Karl Malone. Karl Malone bet you couldn't even take down a grizzly bear when you was eight.
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    Ok this game will be fun ,Tuesday OKC vs Utah

    Karl Malone need to step up into here and put you Jazzfanz heads straight. Karl Malone trained Enes Kanter during the offseason and Karl Malone know the inner workings of Kanter mans mind. Karl Malone took Kanter fishing for some fishes and Kanter man was afraid to catch the fish. Kanter...
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    Utah Jazz @ LA Lakers Tues Oct 6th

    Karl Malone is ready for this game. But seriously the last game was a little sloppy. Let's hope it improves as the rust is loosened. Go Jazz!
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    Tibor Pleiss- The Octopus

    Karl Malone think all your nicknames suck. Karl Malone or as Karl Malone call himself The Mailman thinks that Tibors nickname should be The Big Toblerone. Karl Malone know geography and Karl Malone know that Toblerone is made in Switzerland and Germany is a nice neighbor to Switzerland. Karl...
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    Max out Kris Middleton

    I like middleton. I think it might be a good choice. But I am not sure.
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    Wade is available !!

    Not interested in Wade. He is just not right for the team. So that's good to know.
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    Rudy Is Growing???

    Not growing it is improved flexibility or something.
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    Karl Malone vs John Stockton

    Karl Malone would like to welcome you to Karl Malone vs John Stockton. Karl Malone love Joseph Stockton so much. Josh Stockton always pass da ball to Karl Malone. Karl Malone just wants to know what you guys would do. If you could have only had Karl Malone or Johnson Stockerman who would you...
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