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    John Collins = Marvin Williams

    Threads like these make me miss carolinaJazz
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    Where Do You Live? Inside Utah or Outside? (poll)

    Love these threads. Born in Holy Cross Hospital in SLC ‍ , grew up in Sandy (Brighton High School ), moved to Brooklyn for grad school ‍, lived in NYC for 11 years, Puerto Rico for one year (wepaaaa ), now I’m dadding it up in northern New Jersey . I AM the party
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    In Hell I'll Be in Good Company

    Can you imagine being there when the cello player first got stoned at a party and whipped out his instrument and started playing all unorthodox? I bet everyone was like “okay what’s this guy gonna do next??!”
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    Mitchell Will be Traded Today (9/1/22)

    @mods can we do something about this?
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    Mitchell Will be Traded Today (9/1/22)

    Update the thread title, please
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    Assuming we're tanking ...

    Is there any legitimate chance we could get Victor Wembeyama in next year’s draft?
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    Reading the writing on the wall (Jeremiah 12:32, Qu'in 27:45)

    Utahboozer and Peter Effin Parker became acquainted over a drowsy cups of tea, but their friendship has gone the distance over the course of Parker's life. Parker is the physically-deprived post-World War I British athlete who found himself trapped under a pile of barbed wire in the battlefields...
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    Reading the writing on the wall (Jeremiah 12:32, Qu'in 27:45)

    The dating rumors between Fran Drescher and Utah Jazz star guard Donovan Mitchell are heating up again, but this time they're getting attention from a different social media platform. On Thursday, Mitchell posted a photo on his Instagram story showing his twin sister’s ice cream and spaghetti at...
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    Reading the writing on the wall (Jeremiah 12:32, Qu'in 27:45)

    when it comes to the daily ongoings of Dominos or Kohls! And your efforts to disarm me with flattery are indeed successful. Your insight to the mindset of Dee Brown's uncle is indeed noteworthy. However, I heard the story a bit differently, according to the Des Moines Register (Aug. 8...
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    Reading the writing on the wall (Jeremiah 12:32, Qu'in 27:45)

    That’s not a big deal. The question is, does he get Dominos Pizza delivered to him GAMESIDE while playing MVC2…? My analysis: you are Dee Brown’s uncle
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    Reading the writing on the wall (Jeremiah 12:32, Qu'in 27:45)

    Of course. I treat you as my brother, We were taught one hand washes the other. (who the hell voted for Hayward??)
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    Reading the writing on the wall (Jeremiah 12:32, Qu'in 27:45)

    We all have to do our part now. In these times, the blind will lead the blind.
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    Reading the writing on the wall (Jeremiah 12:32, Qu'in 27:45)

    We are accepting blankets, cushions and Snickers bars for our Celestial Pillow Fort. Mail them to Dee Brown's mom's house. But for an Enlightened-Level Donation (at least 6 pillows, 6 blankets, and 6 king-sized Snickers), Jarron Collins will personally have his son pick them up from your house...
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    Reading the writing on the wall (Jeremiah 12:32, Qu'in 27:45)

    Hello 2004. Will you be any different under Ainge? I'm older now...wiser now... New uniforms are still unbelievably bad, right? And now we're tanking to get Victor Wembeyamba, cool. So this ain't your uncle's Jazz no more. But, we're not losing our religion, we're being remade in His image...
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    Nice Guys Finish Last

    I’m a big fan
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    Nice Guys Finish Last

    When you’re surrounded by Judases, find yourself a Keefe. Don built himself a cult of personality on this team. His own personal God Squad, just not nearly as cool and gay.
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    Build a Statue for Rudy anyways

    Sad sad day. I sit here in my soccer Gobert jersey, broken-hearted. They always **** over the loyal players. I’m gonna be back in SLC for 48 hrs in august. I’m building Rudy’s statue at the Gateway, next to Donovan’s mural. Let’s build The Stifle Tower and cry together.
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    Gobert to Minnesota

    We gave up Rudy for ****in THIS guy?
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    New black and white color scheme

    If your context doesn’t include JC King of Kings, count me out, pal.
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    New black and white color scheme

    I guess we should just stop calling this guy “Jesus Christ, Savior of Humanity,” all because it feels weird, huh??
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