10 reasons the Jazz need to rescue Ronnie Brewer from the D-league

[kiri.de.carlos]

1. Defense. Everyone knows defense wins everything.

2. 13 points a game on over 50% shooting.

3. Sweet yet goofy smile.

4. When we trade Hayward we will need another guard.

5. He thrived here, and we thrived with him.

6. His arm counts as a disability, so we up our stats for hiring minorities and such.

7. He would come cheap.

8. I like him, and always did.

9. Super duper athletic.

10. We need more fast break dunks!

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[Joe Bagadonuts]

One reason not to rescue him:

1. He's not an NBA talent.

 

[enchilada_style]

1. Defense. Everyone knows defense wins everything.

2. 13 points a game on over 50% shooting.

3. Sweet yet goofy smile.

4. When we trade Hayward we will need another guard.

5. He thrived here, and we thrived with him.

6. His arm counts as a disability, so we up our stats for hiring minorities and such.

7. He would come cheap.

8. I like him, and always did.

9. Super duper athletic.

10. We need more fast break dunks!

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I do kind of like his ****ed up elbow thing makes his jump shot sort of adorable.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

One reason not to rescue him:

1. He's not an NBA talent.

He is obviously a NBA talent. He averaged 14 ppg in one season. He is just past his prime since he was an athletic player who couldn't shoot.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I really miss the Brewer days where he seemed to get 4 points every 1st quarter just off going backdoor for easy dunks since he could explode so fast off the ground.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

One reason not to rescue him:

1. He's not an NBA talent.

Did u ever watch him play?

 

[silesian]

wonder how much athleticism he has lost. Seems like 80% of Ronnie would be better than CJ. I cringe every time CJ touches the ball. But then there is the RB shooting "touch" Tough call.

 

[silesian]

One reason not to rescue him:

1. He's not an NBA talent.

Do you mean "not an NBA talent anymore"

Trying to give you a lifeline.

 

[Lost_Jazz_Fan]

Always wondered what happened to Ronnie. Always liked him for his hustle and D even though he couldn't shoot worth anything.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

He is obviously a NBA talent. He averaged 14 ppg in one season. He is just past his prime since he was an athletic player who couldn't shoot.

Past tense.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Do you mean "not an NBA talent anymore"

Trying to give you a lifeline.

Very kind of you. Yes, I know he had a career but I don't think it would make any sense at all to bring him back. I don't expect any other team to either. Maybe I have underestimated where he is now, though. I haven't seen him play in years.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Past tense.

Talent never leaves. It's something within you. Michael Jordan is still a NBA talent, he just can't play because of his body.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Talent never leaves. It's something within you. Michael Jordan is still a NBA talent, he just can't play because of his body.

Okay, that's fair. I meant to be funny and it obviously came out harsh. My bad.

 

[candrew]

11. Pillow Forts.

Could he be any worse than Johnson? Jazz don't owe him but a non-guaranteed deal would be a nice thing to do after unceremoniously dumping him a few years back at the trade deadline. And the D-Will hissy fit that followed.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

Talent never leaves. It's something within you. Michael Jordan is still a NBA talent, he just can't play because of his body.

Okay, that's fair. I meant to be funny and it obviously came out harsh. My bad.

Before apologizing to Cy, always remind yourself that he's full of ****.

 

[MT Steve]

Talent never leaves. It's something within you. Michael Jordan is still a NBA talent, he just can't play because of his body.

lol

Based on the context of that guy's statement (should we or should we not rescue Ronnie Brewer), it was common sense that he meant Ronnie Brewer is not currently an NBA-calibur player.

But to be fair, if I had to pick the most likely person here to ignore common sense for the sake of starting an argument over semantics, it would be Cy.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

lol

Based on the context of that guy's statement (should we or should we not rescue Ronnie Brewer), it was common sense that he meant Ronnie Brewer is not currently an NBA-calibur player.

But to be fair, if I had to pick the most likely person here to ignore common sense for the sake of starting an argument over semantics, it would be Cy.

It's about respect for the great Ronnie Brewer.

Ya bish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYWtzg1IhXM

 

[MT Steve]

Fair enough. I do love me some Ronnie Brewer.

 

[silesian]

Talent never leaves. It's something within you. Michael Jordan is still a NBA talent, he just can't play because of his body.

I don't think talent is only in the mind. It is a whole body thing.

Does this sound right: "My grandfather is in a wheelchair but he is still a talented high jumper"

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I don't think talent is only in the mind. It is a whole body thing.

Does this sound right: "My grandfather is in a wheelchair but he is still a talented high jumper"

It doesn't just sound right, it sounds awesome! Is this your grandpa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgUOFHXBOw