2015-2016 Utah Jazz Official #rallychurro thread #playoffpush

[Deleted member 848]

We are 1.5 games behind the Rockets, guys.


I think I'm starting to become a believer.

Playoff odds:

538
Rockets: 80%
Mavs: 63%
Jazz: 56%

BBall-Ref
Mavs: 78.6%
Rockets: 69.3%
Jazz: 55.7%

ESPN
Rockets: 84.1%
Mavs: 70.7%
Jazz: 52%

Our apostle Dipship has recruited the ancient power of the Rally Churro to aid us with this unlikely, all-odds-against us quest.



They'll never do it, they say. It's too late, they say. Our guards can't shoot, they say. The cinderella run will end, they say.



What they don't know, is that we have this:

We have the power of prayer. We have the power of the Rally Churro.

Amen.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Official churro of the #rallychurro

 

[Deleted member 848]

I first came across The Rally Churro in the middle of one of my exorcisms.


Chris Baal was tormenting me, and I was in the midst of yet another poor shooting night.


But then, I had a vision.




I was playing against my home town team. Detroit. I was glued on the bench, with dimming hope that the exorcism would ever be successful

And then, it hit me. I saw the vision. I saw it....


I saw myself with the Churro

 

[Deleted member 848]

Most of these were made by Dipship pls praise him

 

[Deleted member 848]

The Churro Vision I had indicated playoffs was not enough let the miracles commence:

And lo the end time was nigh and I did lay eyes upon 3 seals. And the first seal was opened and I beheld a great beast within the key and the thunder and the sun(s) were blotted out and the pelicans did flee from before the presence of the beast. And all whose gaze fell upon the beast were struck with terror that did cause their very hearts to quake and did assail their inner most being and they realized there was no place for them. And the wingspan of the beast was five cubits and a span. And in his palm he wielded as it were a mighty churro.

And lo the second seal was opened and a great white horseman did ride forth upon the face of the court. And did cry out to all the unbelieving, to the unrepentant, the vile, the fair weather fan, those without faith - "Behold ye shall be cut down by the churro and made low. Ye shall weep and their shall be no solace, ye shall cry out but your cries shall not be heard for ye shall be left in a lake of fire and hell. Yea this is the second death."

And the third seal was opened and I beheld a great being of light who did rise up out of Georgia Tech and raised above his head as it were playoffs - and a might churro also. And he did cause the warriors to quake and the rockets did fall to their knees at his presence. And he returned all attempts at the rim whence they came and he did rain down with fire and with lightning and did crush all foes til they did utterly fail. And the heavens and the earth did roll forth at his feet and thus did commence a reign of one thousand years in the holy presence of the Larry O'Brien.

Amen.

 

[Deleted member 848]

 

[Deleted member 848]

Pls pls pls tweet all of this **** @ our Jazz journos, media, broadcasters, and players with the hashtags #rallychurro



Already got started myself

May the Churro be with thee

 

[Deleted member 848]

RTing tweets from last season as well

 

[b_line]

I was awaken to a notification that I had been re tweeted from the great land if the north. Then I found and re tweeted diligently the Doctrine of #rallychurro

 

[fishonjazz]

I <3 the rally churro

Come on 42 wins..... actually i think CL has a bet that the jazz get to 43 wins and he should have some amazing karma coming his way so we need to get there.

 

[Deleted member 848]

HELL YES

Pls find this tweet and RT it y'all

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Pls pls pls tweet all of this **** @ our Jazz journos, media, broadcasters, and players with the hashtags #rallychurro



Already got started myself

May the Churro be with thee

Hallelujah, praise Churro

 

[b_line]

Lol @dalamon on twitter.

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Don't forget the official #rallychurro emoji,

 

[fishonjazz]

Most of these were made by Dipship pls praise him

This one might be my favorite.
Though the ace venturo one is hilarious

 

[fishonjazz]

And the wingspan of the beast was five cubits and a span

Lololol

 

[dipship31]

Well I guess if it's coming back we should update based on this year:

 

[Deleted member 848]

Well I guess if it's coming back we should update based on this year:

I'll join in on more photoshops later tonight hopefully

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

If this ever really takes off (which I could definitely see happening if we went on a winning streak) the churro supplier to Vivint ought to build a statue to honor Dal and Dip. Imagine the revenue if the crowd really (rally) got behind this thing.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

We are 1.5 games behind the Rockets, guys.


I think I'm starting to become a believer.

Our apostle Dipship has recruited the ancient power of the Rally Churro to aid us with this unlikely, all-odds-against us quest.



They'll never do it, they say. It's too late, they say. Our guards can't shoot, they say. The cinderella run will end, they say.



What they don't know, is that we have this:

We have the power of prayer. We have the power of the Rally Churro.

Amen.

I first came across The Rally Churro in the middle of one of my exorcisms.


Chris Baal was tormenting me, and I was in the midst of yet another poor shooting night.


But then, I had a vision.




I was playing against my home town team. Detroit. I was glued on the bench, with dimming hope that the exorcism would ever be successful

And then, it hit me. I saw the vision. I saw it....


I saw myself with the Churro

If this ever really takes off (which I could definitely see happening if we went on a winning streak) the churro supplier to Vivint ought to build a statue to honor Dal and Dip. Imagine the revenue if the crowd really (rally) got behind this thing.

Yes... Let's just give Dal an even bigger god like completion. Lol that's all we need.






















With that said, love the thread Dal. I'm with you!!