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2015 NBA Draft Lottery

How about we send that honorary jazz player that we signed to a contract earlier in the season. The little kid... Ya'll know the one.

It worked for the Cavs... Sympathy 1st would make us contenders in 2 years for sure!
 
sojodave said:
We need to send Karl Malone...the pre-lottery interview would be hilarious.
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This would be the worst thing ever. We would win the Lottery and he would say no and his quote would be "Karl Malone was no first pick and he is the best ever, we want to trade back to 13."
 
Avery said:
We should send Morgan Freeman. Nobody ****s with Morgan Freeman.
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I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope the Jazz get the #3 pick. I hope.
 
Cappy_Smurf said:
Fun fact: The word cluster**** originated in smurf culture, and was used in the literal sense before going on to mean a chaotic event.
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Does it strike anybody else as odd that Cappy always uses the word smurf in place of the word ****, as in, "We got smurfed over," but then, when revealing one of the funnest facts any of us are ever likely to learn about Smurf culture, it turns out that the actual Smurfs use the word ****. Otherwise it would have been a clustersmurf. Somethin ain't right here.

What I'm getting at, ladies and gentlesmurfs, is that I think this dude might be an imposter. My suspicions simply won't go away. I have a strange feeling that Cappy is not a Smurf after all.
 
Aren't the Jazz the only team to never have the #1 pick? Since hopefully this is Utah's last year in the lottery for a long time, I think they are due.
 
When is the lottery taking place?
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
Does it strike anybody else as odd that Cappy always uses the word smurf in place of the word ****, as in, "We got smurfed over," but then, when revealing one of the funnest facts any of us are ever likely to learn about Smurf culture, it turns out that the actual Smurfs use the word ****. Otherwise it would have been a clustersmurf. Somethin ain't right here.

What I'm getting at, ladies and gentlesmurfs, is that I think this dude might be an imposter. My suspicions simply won't go away. I have a strange feeling that Cappy is not a Smurf after all.
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I've already explained this once. I have intentionally tried to soften my accent, so as to avoid ridicule/discrimination. Also, go smurf yourself.
 
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