2019 JazzFanz Award - First Team All-JazzFanz

[Keefe]

I’m joking. Hotel would be free. But airfare, tix, a rental, drinking money would be tough to sell to the wife as she stays behind dealing with three kids 4 and under, after having agreed to be better about money as we bleed dry with all three in daycare.

Next year could maybe be a slight possibility though. In two years, there’s a better chance.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I’m joking. Hotel would be free. But airfare, tix, a rental, drinking money would be tough to sell to the wife as she stays behind dealing with three kids 4 and under, after having agreed to be better about money as we bleed dry with all three in daycare.

Next year could maybe be a slight possibility though. In two years, there’s a better chance.

How will it be better with 4 kids in daycare?

 

[Keefe]

How will it be better with 4 kids in daycare?

I got snipped.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I got snipped.

I was joking anyway, and I thought I remembered something about that. Why would I remember that of all things, I have no idea.

 

[Rubashov]

How about "King of Oz"
What say you @Rubashov?

I didn't even know elan_prodigy was Aussie.

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bite me

Rubashov merely rode my coattails. He's my bitch

While i'm nominally a Republican and against any idea of monarchy in this case i could make an exception. However I'd want real power, you know like being able to sentence the peasantry like Douchebag to flogging for eyeing off my swans. I'm not interested in any of the ceremonial stuff, you know, showing up to the opening of an envelope, that **** is for the birds.

Wait!!!

There might be free booze at these shindigs...

 

[Sandman822]

Appreciate the shoutout @elan_prodigy but I hit the rookie wall pretty hard since work kicked up again and I don't have much time to watch Jazz games live and shoot the **** with you guys thanks to timezones.

 

[infection]

@VINYLONE

 

[Archie Moses]

I’m joking. Hotel would be free. But airfare, tix, a rental, drinking money would be tough to sell to the wife as she stays behind dealing with three kids 4 and under, after having agreed to be better about money as we bleed dry with all three in daycare.

Next year could maybe be a slight possibility though. In two years, there’s a better chance.

You are welcome to stay at my place with you or you and your family. We have plenty of room and you'd have your own floor and bathrooms.

We have a couple of large kennels the kids could use if you go out. I'm sure no one would hear them.

 

[fishonjazz]

You are welcome to stay at my place with you or you and your family. We have plenty of room and you'd have your own floor and bathrooms.

We have a couple of large kennels the kids could use if you go out. I'm sure no one would hear them.

I would even babysit one night. I love dogs and kids. It would be fun for me. I would bring my daughter

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[LifeOnaPlate]

This thread makes me feel bad that I don't know some of you better. I confess I spend more time thinking about what is being said more than who is saying it, with a few exceptions. I don't reserve a lot of mental furniture for keeping everyone's distinct personalities and identities in mind. But being on this site has made me a better fan, a more critical fan, a more educated fan. That's one of the reasons I keep coming back.

 

[Archie Moses]

I would even babysit one night. I love dogs and kids. It would be fun for me. I would bring my daughter

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Dude, you're more than welcome to come over and watch some Jazz games too. You can bring your dog (as long as they're not crazy) and your kid.

 

[Archie Moses]

...just gonna say it... I really don't understand all the love that fish gets on this site.

Srs, please enlighten me.

Fish is pretty much the Buddy the Elf of this site. It's hard not to like him. He's a positive dude.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Been too busy to chime in here... my team will have the chemistry of the 2018-2019 Boston Celtics

@NAOS
@fishonjazz
@Saint Cy of JFC
@Ostertag>Duncan
@infection

So many I enjoy but gotta pick 5

 

[fishonjazz]

Dude, you're more than welcome to come over and watch some Jazz games too. You can bring your dog (as long as they're not crazy) and your kid.

I would bring my girl but not my dog. He is old and crotchety around other dogs.

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[fishonjazz]

Been too busy to chime in here... my team will have the chemistry of the 2018-2019 Boston Celtics

@NAOS
@fishonjazz
@Saint Cy of JFC
@Ostertag>Duncan
@infection

So many I enjoy but gotta pick 5

That team has balance I will give you that. Agree about the chemistry lol

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[Handlogten's Heros]

That team has balance I will give you that. Agree about the chemistry lol

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Gonna be a lot of fights on the team bus while @Ostertag>Duncan makes jokes at everyone and @infection rolls his eyes then goes back to watching Niko mixtapes.

 

[Stoked]

I got snipped.

Same. Woot woot for no more **** trophies running around!

 

[bordelais7]

Pearl, JohnDeereJerry, TaterMoog, @bordelais7, and OldSchoolRules/LostTacoVendor

That's my All Jazzfanz First Team.

While honored, I respectfully decline, and submit sexyjazzkitten69 as my replacement.

Or "a".

Go Jazz. Harpring Sucks.

 

[infection]

While honored, I respectfully decline, and submit sexyjazzkitten69 as my replacement.

Or "a".

Go Jazz. Harpring Sucks.

I’m so angry at you.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

1st Team All Trash:
@MeloTheJazzKiller

I disagree.

MeloTheJazzKiller calls it like it is. On January 20th 2016, Melo single-handedly killed the Jazz. Why does that bother Jazz fans? You can't win them all, you know. Melo is a champion (Syracuse, Olympics...), just because the Jazz have no championships, no need to hate on Melo The Jazz Killer.

Just watch at 2:08 and see why Melo is known worldwide as MeloTheJazzKiller. Oh, man, the greatest shot in NBA history. They will talk about this shot for decades.