2023 annual Jazzfanz all time NBA draft

[Coach Ellis]

Vince ****ing Carter



The greatest dunker ever but also a great 3-point shooter. Not just a dunker or up and down athlete, but shifty and crafty as hell around the hoop. Also a wildly underrated shot-blocker. He will be starting.

2000-2001 season:
-All NBA
-28 ppg
-6 rpg
-4 apg
-3 stocks per game

Great pick. He was on my short list for my last selection.

VC had some pretty fun highlights.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Why did I think VC was already drafted. Sunuvabitch

 

[NUMBERICA]

Great pick. He was on my short list for my last selection.

VC had some pretty fun highlights.

Of course you did, lol. You ****ed me on two picks so I had to bend the board with a million trades to get to my 6th pick early.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Of course you did, lol. You ****ed me on two picks so I had to bend the board with a million trades to get to my 6th pick early.

Ha! Sorry about that. Usually it’s Thee that I do that to.

David Robinson was just the best guy left on my board after KG and Malone went back to back, but I picked PG-13 when I did because I felt really confident I could get one of those 90’s wings - McGrady, Hill or VC with my next pick.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Why did I think VC was already drafted. Sunuvabitch

Yeah. I thought for sure that was who you were going to take with your last pick, but Patrick Ewing was a solid get as well.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Vince ****ing Carter



The greatest dunker ever but also a great 3-point shooter (40% from 3 on relatively high volume). Not just a dunker or up and down athlete, but shifty and crafty as hell around the hoop. Also a wildly underrated shot-blocker. He will be starting.

2000-2001 season:
-All NBA
-28 ppg
-6 rpg
-4 apg
-3 stocks per game

Are his stocks any good? Three new stocks per game impressive!!! Lol

Of course you did, lol. You ****ed me on two picks so I had to bend the board with a million trades to get to my 6th pick early.

He’s a professional earholer

Ha! Sorry about that. Usually it’s Thee that I do that too.

David Robinson was just the best guy left on my board after KG and Malone went back to back, but I picked PG-13 when I did because I felt really confident I could get one of those 90’s wings - McGrady, Hill or VC with my next pick.

Don’t get me started. Lol

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Yeah. I thought for sure that was who you were going to take with your last pick, but Patrick Ewing was a solid get as well.

Patty is better, but the talent pool for 00-09 players is limited and there’s still a plethora of 80’s bigs

 

[NUMBERICA]

Yeah. I thought for sure that was who you were going to take with your last pick, but Patrick Ewing was a solid get as well.

He also needed a center. It was a good pick.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Vince ****ing Carter



The greatest dunker ever but also a great 3-point shooter (40% from 3 on relatively high volume). Not just a dunker or up and down athlete, but shifty and crafty as hell around the hoop. Also a wildly underrated shot-blocker. He will be starting.

2000-2001 season:
-All NBA
-28 ppg
-6 rpg
-4 apg
-3 stocks per game

Forgot to mention:

@The Fresh Prince is on the clock
@YoungJefe is on deck
@Jazz and Utes is on notice

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Trade to announce:

@Jazz and Utes and I are swapping 5th and 6th round picks.

I get #68, and #96
He gets #74 and #87

@Jazz and Utes please confirm.

@Thee Idiotic Minivan K

 

[Jazz and Utes]

Trade to announce:

@Jazz and Utes and I are swapping 5th and 6th round picks.

I get #68, and #96
He gets #74 and #87

@Jazz and Utes please confirm.

@Thee Idiotic Minivan K

Confirmed.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Patty is better, but the talent pool for 00-09 players is limited and there’s still a plethora of 80’s bigs

Vince Carter was drafted in 1999.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Vince Carter was drafted in 1999.

Oh. For some reason I thought it was 2000

 

[Fosto]

Vince Carter was drafted in 1999.

98 actually.

 

[Fosto]

Oh. For some reason I thought it was 2000

There are not draft year restrictions after the first 5 picks, right?

 

[Elizah Huge]

There are not draft year restrictions after the first 5 picks, right?

That’s right and you don’t even have to start the first 5 guys you draft.

 

[Keefe]

It’s 7:12pm right now in Kuwait.

 

[Fosto]

That’s right and you don’t even have to start the first 5 guys you draft.

That was going to be my followup question. Thanks.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Look what the Kidd did!

Jason Kidd
2002-03
18.7 ppg
9 apg
6.3 rpg

 

[Jazz and Utes]

That’s right and you don’t even have to start the first 5 guys you draft.

Which is why I keep moving back on my fifth pick to bring my sixth closer lmao