I'll go with Olden Polynice, aka the man with the badge.
2025 Utah Jazz All-Time Bad Draft
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TLDR: Chris Morris
Bit of a story for anyone that doesn't mind reading it.
Back in the mid -90s, my family got cable for the first time. Prior to that, I mostly would follow games on the radio. I was in my early teens, and this was the first time I really started watching basketball. My memories of this era were the Jazz having a dominating first 5, and a very sketchy bench. Any time one of the main guys had to sub out, it was a nerve-wracking experience hoping the game wouldn't get out of hand before the starters could get back in (note that Greg Foster my previous pick was also one of these bench guys).
About this time Morris joined the team as a free agent. Former #4 draft pick with a reputation for fighting with coaches, he slid into Jerry Sloan's system like a block of concrete into a wood chipper. Sloan once kicked him out of a game and then had security remove him from the court. I remember him having some skills, but just often doing dumb things or ending up in the wrong place at the wrong time. One of my earliest basketball memories involved Hornacek shooting a three pointer that looked very much like it was going to go in, and Morris jumped up, caught it out of the air just above the rim, and dunked it.
I liked pretending to simulate out games on my little nerf hoop. Sometimes I'd put myself in on the team (yeah I was that big a nerd). Well obviously the combo of Stockton, Malone, Hornacek, and young GunterD was absolutely unstoppable and could do no wrong. But somehow the games had to be close at the end so I could make the game winning shot.
Enter Chris Morris.
Anyway, in my mind the dude was a screwup, and so in my pretend games, he missed every shot, blocked his teammates, scored on the wrong basket, etc. Again I was young and hadn't watched a lot of basketball at this point, so I'm certain its not fair to him, but in my mind at least he was the worst player the team ever had. Figured I could wait a few rounds, but I think its time to pick him.
Bit of a story for anyone that doesn't mind reading it.
Back in the mid -90s, my family got cable for the first time. Prior to that, I mostly would follow games on the radio. I was in my early teens, and this was the first time I really started watching basketball. My memories of this era were the Jazz having a dominating first 5, and a very sketchy bench. Any time one of the main guys had to sub out, it was a nerve-wracking experience hoping the game wouldn't get out of hand before the starters could get back in (note that Greg Foster my previous pick was also one of these bench guys).
About this time Morris joined the team as a free agent. Former #4 draft pick with a reputation for fighting with coaches, he slid into Jerry Sloan's system like a block of concrete into a wood chipper. Sloan once kicked him out of a game and then had security remove him from the court. I remember him having some skills, but just often doing dumb things or ending up in the wrong place at the wrong time. One of my earliest basketball memories involved Hornacek shooting a three pointer that looked very much like it was going to go in, and Morris jumped up, caught it out of the air just above the rim, and dunked it.
I liked pretending to simulate out games on my little nerf hoop. Sometimes I'd put myself in on the team (yeah I was that big a nerd). Well obviously the combo of Stockton, Malone, Hornacek, and young GunterD was absolutely unstoppable and could do no wrong. But somehow the games had to be close at the end so I could make the game winning shot.
Enter Chris Morris.
Anyway, in my mind the dude was a screwup, and so in my pretend games, he missed every shot, blocked his teammates, scored on the wrong basket, etc. Again I was young and hadn't watched a lot of basketball at this point, so I'm certain its not fair to him, but in my mind at least he was the worst player the team ever had. Figured I could wait a few rounds, but I think its time to pick him.
Always felt like Collins got a bit of a bad rap. He was unathletic and slow and never did anything that showed up on a stat sheet or a highlight reel. Didn't chase blocks, didn't demand shots. His job was just to roll out there when the starters went out and play solid positional defense and just hold down the fort and not make any mistakes until the better players could get a rest and come back in and I thought he did that pretty well.
Suppose though we actually are about at the point in this draft where that kind of guy ought to be picked.
Thee Jazz Fan
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He wasn’t on my board to be honest.
Thee Jazz Fan
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Am I up?
Yes, sorry forgot to tag you
Thee Jazz Fan
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Mike Brown
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Coach Ellis
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SF: Sasha Pavlovic
The highlight tape simply is a gift to behold.
The highlight tape simply is a gift to behold.
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Domino
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Oh wow I’ve looked at this thread like 4 times in the last hour or so looking for updates and didn’t even realize it was my pick I’ll pick right now
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