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#31 Jazz at Rockettes

mellow

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Game is at 6:00 pm Mtn

Jazz are 14-16
Rockets 24-4

Houston has beat the Jazz twice already this season by 11 and 27 points.

Rudy and Favors are out.
 
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Archie: What uo, dudes.
Jazzta: Wasssup!
Jazzta: Where are all the bros?
Archie: That national anthem focus though.
Archie: I hope the Jazz end this streak.
Jazzta: Wow Clyde Drexler on the Houston feed
Jazzta: I remember him well
Archie: Clyde the glide
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Jazzta: Oh yeah he could fly man
yamers: rubio time
Jazzta: My respect, pretty humble guy
Archie: I just got my first 4k tv. Is there anyway to watch the game in 4k?
Jazzta: Would NBA league pass offer that?
Jazzta: not sure if you could stream 4K by other means...
Saint: lmao nba league pass can barely work
Saint: no way he does 4k
Archie: The announcer just called Harden the other guy. Wtf.
yamers: how ****in bad is this gona be?
Jazzta: NBA league pass that bad? I was considering giving it a shot
yamers: lose by 20?
Archie: I have league pass and watch on reddit cause their streams are so bad
Jazzta: Lol that sucks
yamers: no favors
Jazzta: Thx for the info
yamers: we're pretty ****ed here
yamers: prepare thy anus
Archie: Epke time
str8line: Yo boys and girls.
str8line: Favors? Good for Jesus.
yamers: rockets score is reversed
str8line: Joe knows.
str8line: Rubio is hot!
Jazzta: Did we miss JJ or what
yamers: LMAO
yamers: HOLLY ****
str8line: Hah!
yamers: nobody is guarding rubio
yamers: i cant believe what I just saw


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Prepare thy anus lol
 
Saint: Ingles got to shoot that layup
Saint: jazz have no idea how to stop the CP3/Capella pnr
yamers: yeh i mean
yamers: wtf u want them to do
str8line: Donovan with a great pass and Epke blows it.
Ellipse: Well, that's one assist Mitchell was screwed out of.
yamers: udoh is severely garbage
str8line: DM ruling.
Jazzta: Come on Udoh dunk that BISH
Archie: Udoh struggles with layups.
yamers: u have got to be semi retarded
yamers: if ure that tall ande cant finish that
yamers: oh my god
str8line: So Donovan doing it all and nothing to show for it.
yamers: rip rubio
Saint: Yeah udoh is no good offensively
Archie: Capella be like gtfoh, boi.
str8line: Can we agree that Rubio should only shoot from his spot?
Jazzta: Rubio's ankles ok?
str8line: Gonna miss Rudy and Faves with Capella.
Ellipse: Hell, Rubio can't hit an open 17-footer. Take him out of the game.
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Jazzta: He really needs to make those...
Saint: jazz missing so many easy shots
str8line: Joe Jesus showing us we've missed him.
Archie: Nice vet move.
latin: udoh has hands of stone. gotta get that ball in
Archie: Ingles be like, no, I'm Jesus.
yamers: cp3 is amazing
yamers: rubio not so much
Saint: lmao
Jazzta: They gonna kill us at the 3
Saint: Houston runs the most basic offense becuase they have two insanely talented PNR players
Archie: Is Epke trying out for Euro ball again?
yamers: I really hope hayward breaks his other leg for that rubio ********
yamers: and i hoope DL gets kicked in the dick for thinking rubio would fit
str8line: I ****ing hate Chris Paul.
str8line: He's so good yet such a bitch.
yamers: i honestly hate watching rubio play the ****ing game


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yamers: he's like a huertas
yamers: glorified huertas
MDAV28: That hesitation by Donovan....
latin: is bradley available tonight?
MDAV28: Off ball movement. And finish.
str8line: The superstars are all going on the record with their love for Donovan. Love it.
str8line: CP3 said he's got his vote for best rookie "is it even a question?".
Saint: probably could have been an offensivel foul on donovan
str8line: How many of you are NOT watching the Jazz feed?
str8line: That scoop of Ingles' is almost unguardable.
MDAV28: It's only unguardable because he only takes it when it can't be guarded ha
Saint: Ingles got long **** arms
str8line: Sefolosha is off.
str8line: Scoop shot has taken over the NBA.
yamers: thabo needs to benched


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yamers: thats 4 posessions of absolute spastic ********
Ellipse: We can win this!
MDAV28: Play who instead of Thabo...?
latin: i'm not sure if its snyder idea to run the offense through thabo
Archie: Strong move, Hood.
str8line: Yes we can.
Saint: <3 Hood
MDAV28: Holy scoop shots
JazzMan4Life: Hood getting to the rim. Nice
str8line: DM, Hood, Ingles and Rubio scoop shots last four baskets.
str8line: And another by Hood.
Saint: Rubio layups make me happy
MDAV28: Hood's scoring instincts are awesome
Ellipse: If the scoops are dropping, the Jazz are popping!
str8line: Sorry not a scoop that second one.
Archie: Love that Hood is driving
Saint: and people want to trade hood smh
Ellipse: (Just trying to stay positive, guys.)
str8line: We have a huge identity crisis.
str8line: Dr. Donovan is going to heal us.
MDAV28: Do we have an identity crisis...?
latin: can tarik black play more?
str8line: Hood is fine crystal.
Ellipse: Hey, if we can't figure out who we are, then neither can they.
8: Tarik Black is keeping us in it
Jazzta: Hood is learning some moves from JJ
str8line: Yeah we don't know if we suck or are amazing.
Archie: People probably wanna trade him cause he's hot and cold too often.
MDAV28: That's just inconsistent play. The Jazz have constantly tried to do the same thing all season
JazzMan4Life: It'd be real nice to have a big who can slow down the Capela pick and roll


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MDAV28: Shots don't fall some nights and shots do fall other nights
Jazzta: I wouldn't give up on him quite yet
yamers: are we done playing the rockets for the season after today?
yamers: schedule is just brutal
MDAV28: No we play rockets again early feb
str8line: This game could be payback for last time. I don't think we've forgotten.
Archie: Hood can go for 30 and show up the next game and be 1/11 with 3 points on a consistent basis.
DownUnder: he hasn't been anywhere near that inconsistent this year.
MDAV28: There's a signature CP3 flop
str8line: That is so weird. It's mental and then physical when the bowels let go then he turns to glass.
yamers: jonas u retard
str8line: CP3 is SUCH a little bitch. I hate his cheating ways.
Saint: Hood has been pretty consistent this yaer. Every young player is inconsistent
str8line: When Rodney is on he's amazing.
MDAV28: Yeah my biggest problem with Rod is definitely helath
Ellipse: And the Jazz win Quarter 1.
str8line: Injuries are his biggest problem.
MDAV28: People quickly forget how inconsistent even GTime was in year 4
str8line: No we don't.
Archie: He's shooting really high % from 3 this year.


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str8line: But he wasn't hurt much.
yamers: hood in his 4th year?
8: I knew Houston would regret that
yamers: compared to haywards 4th year rodney is way ahead
8: great play
str8line: Regret beating us down last time?
yamers: hayward is a manufactured star
yamers: hope he shatters his legs
yamers: both of em
str8line: He needs to twist around his other foot first game back.
str8line: So he can be balanced.
Saint: Yeah, the health thing with Hood is slightly concerning, but he has never had a major injury
Ellipse: Why must we keep bringing up Hayward? Move on, already.
str8line: Cuz it's fun. Now that he sucks and we have DM.
str8line: But he pinked us with Rubio didn't he?
str8line: punked.
MDAV28: My bad for saying the H word. Just think it's a good measure for Hood. "don't give up on Hood" point
yamers: big time
Jazzta: I hope the Rockets drop the whiny Warriors in the playoffs, for the sake of change
Saint: I dont think the Rockets can beat them
Saint: I actually still think the Thunder amtchup better than the Rockets w/ the Warriors
Jazzta: You sure?
Jazzta: think about what you just said
str8line: No because Chrissy is better than anyone Thunder have in playoffs.
yamers: erick gordon looks a bit fat
yamers: like if mitchel ate donuts all day
str8line: HOOD!
MDAV28: PG is pretty baller in the playoffs
str8line: Damn he's hot.
Saint: Yeah, just cuz the Thunder have the better size to D up
str8line: But Chrissy is savvy and makes everyone better.
yamers: lmao
str8line: Burks baby. We gonna play tough tonight.
Jazzta: Yeah but Carmelo could be a liability


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MDAV28: How is that not a foul on Anderson?
yamers: serious question
yamers: stockton or cp3?
str8line: Carmelo sucks.
str8line: Both.
str8line: Gotta go with Stockton. I think.
str8line: Tough question.
Jazzta: JJ the smooth vet
yamers: skeletor remains of joe johnson or the mumified corpse of mello?
str8line: JESUS is resurrected!
MDAV28: Yeah I like when Harden is sitting
str8line: Ha ha. JJ all day. Yoga skeleton.
str8line: skelator.
Archie: weird. Jazz seem to play better without their bigs.
yamers: lavar ball or quin snyder as your hc?
str8line: Ariza is a bad ****.
str8line: Houston are scary good.
latin: joe is just cooking anderson
yamers: CP3
latin: there goes anderson to the bench
str8line: Will we be seeing Lavar in the headlines for the next 20 years?
yamers: real question is
Ellipse: Burks was playing good D on CP3, until he stumbled backwards.
str8line: You go CP3 over Stock?
yamers: is lavar ball going to coach the lakers this year or next year?
yamers: no
str8line: Good boy.
yamers: stockton was tough as nails
MDAV28: I think CP3 chokes too much


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str8line: Yeah and rarely made mistakes.
yamers: think cp3 never had a roster
yamers: griffin ain't no karl malone
MDAV28: They definitely were favorites in many series he has lost
Archie: Stockton
Jazzta: Joe is giving CP backflashes of last year's playoff series
Archie: 15 K assists
Ostertag>Duncan: I still think Chris Paul will go down as underrated when he retires
Ostertag>Duncan: like stockton
yamers: wow
yamers: rockets playing defense
Saint: man, im waiting for Joe johnson to start hitting 3's again
MDAV28: Royce...
MDAV28: Playing with Burks too much
yamers: cp3 blocked royce
Archie: He hasn't done anything in the playoffs will be his biggest knock so he needs to go far with Houston
yamers: i rly dont like royce oneal
str8line: I'd like to see a list of best players chosen only by NBA players.
yamers: i rly rly rly ****ing dont like him in the rotating
yamers: especuially handling the ball
str8line: Stock would get respect.
yamers: royce oneal shouldn't be handeling anything
yamers: only spot up
Saint: those couldh ave been 2 nice drives, just has to be a little stronger with the ball
Archie: Can't handle the Houston announcers
str8line: Donovan's passes are so spot on.
Saint: man Johnson
Saint: last year he was hitting that
Saint: ez
Jazzta: Clyde Drexler is ok
str8line: Not sure I've ever uttered a bad word about JJ.


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I don't expect a win. I just want Mitchell to do cool stuff.

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str8line: The Glide.
8: Joe Johnson has the range of Karl Malone now
str8line: Clyde was a little Harden-like.
str8line: Just special. Great dunker.
str8line: Smooooth.
Jazzta: You still use him in key moments
str8line: DM with 3 steals.
str8line: And leads a mean break.
Saint: how the **** did CP3 fall on that fastbreak lmao
yamers: pffffffffffffffff
yamers: WIDE
str8line: DM can ALWAYS get a shot.
DownUnder: matt bullard is a clown
Jazzta: I swear every time Harden drives to the basket he gets to the FT line
8: Sometimes you like the midrange J imo
MDAV28: What a pass Udoh
str8line: Coude Glide play at 55?
Jazzta: Ahhh Mitchell, nice
str8line: Oh my Donovan.


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str8line: Beauty pass by Epke.
str8line: We looking good.
yamers: why does donovan mitchel back off everytime a shot goes up
yamers: he doesn't go in for any offensive rebounds
Saint: bummer
Saint: jazz missing easy shots
8: That was funny by Ingles... huge travel
Ellipse: 3 fouls on Mitchell -- that's why I hate seeing players grab the opponent to stop the fast break, at least in the 1st half.
yamers: like mitchel could have had that ball
yamers: ingles travels
yamers: hood bricks wide open shot
8: also a relatively awful team in transition
yamers: donovan gets a bad foul.
8: i'm guessing
yamers: unfortunate sequence lol
str8line: The shiny newness hasn't worn off of Donovan.
Shad: who's ready for the refs to put donovan on the bench so we can lose?
MDAV28: That's at least 6 WIDE open 3s missed
str8line: There we go Hood!
Shad: I guess we need a trade hood thread now
str8line: 16 for Hood already.
Shad: rofl, harden pulls up contested and drains it and we can't hit a wide open one
str8line: We need to lead going into half.
Jazzta: Harden drives --> foul
MDAV28: Wait 10 seconds Shad


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str8line: Mitchell is so smart 3 fouls doesn't matter.
Saint: is mitchell in foul troubl?
Saint: surprised he isnt finishing the half
str8line: Foul on Rubio there.
Ellipse: DM has 3 fouls
str8line: He should have.
Saint: Hood is such a good 3pt shooter he should probably never take those kind of midrange shots
str8line: He should always take the final shot IMO.
Jazzta: I agree
JazzMan4Life: Good half, keep it up and I think we can pull this one out.
Ellipse: Actually, Hood driving towards the basket is what started our offense clicking.
Saint: yeah, but driving toward the basket and doing a move to free up a shot is one thing
Jazzta: Either shoot the 3 or do that dribble where he puts the defender behind him and ends with a floater
str8line: Great game so far.
Saint: driving to the 18 foot area nad just rising up (which Hood is quite good at all things considered) just isnt a great shot
Shad: great half time show
Jazzta: He's very skillful, he just needs a bit more conditioning, but Hood can be a very good weapon


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Archie: These kids look like they're about to film a lil Giants for dancers movie.
yamers: CANT
Shad: WTF LOL
yamers: the crowd is into it
yamers: LMAO
Archie: Those kids killed it tbh.
Jazzta: So this being more mobile without our bigs... what is that telling us?
Shad: we're still using Udoh? so nothing?


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Archie: Udoh is the gawd of layups.
Jazzta: Good point. I don't know, we just seem more stale with Gobert for instance
Shad: That we don't need Favors?
Shad: That Gobert would be a better upgrade over Udoh?
Jazzta: Maybe it's time to move on from Favors?
Shad: That Udoh is a great backup?
Archie: We only need one center on the court.
Shad: Everyone knows we're trading Favors
Shad: That's a fact
Jazzta: At the trade deadline though?
Jazzta: Or when
Shad: Probably
Shad: The dude took down everything jazz related on his twitter over a year ago
Shad: He checked out a while ago
Jazzta: Favors did?
Jazzta: his tweets were so cryptic anyway
Shad: Yes, he did
Shad: He doesn't want to be here. That's pretty obvious
Jazzta: That's interesting..
Jazzta: He's been treated well here, what else does he want


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Archie: They were making Zhou Qi a grade A quality ball boy right there.
Jazzta: Remember the explosive Favors that was unstoppable when driving to the basket?
Archie: I'm watching a different broadcast without Drexler.
yamers: rememebr when rubio shot above 40% for the season?
yamers: i dont either
Archie: Rubio has some world class moves and accompanies them with some church ball moves too.
yamers: rebound plz
yamers: for the love of god
yamers: our defensive rebounding needs to be addressed
yamers: udoh has been violating the lane every time
yamers: surprised they got em finally
str8line: Nice D by Ingles on Chrissy.
Archie: Udoh made a gawd damn layup. My boi.


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