Americans on hijacked yacht slain, defense official says

[VINYLONE]

Ok, Ok, I stand corrected.

 

[franklin]

It's further down the list.

Seriously? Jonah didn't die in the whale, Medussa isn't real, and bigfoot is a herbivore.

In unrelated news... Is this what unmale Bushes turn out like?

 

[Inn Dawn]

Very tragic and sad. Prayers out to their family.

Shouldn't have been in that area though. Should have known better.

 

[NUMBERICA]

On the long list of "Ways that Americans Should Never Die", being killed by pirates is probably toward the top, in between "Being eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex" and "Being trampled by a mammoth".

I have nothing to add to this besides that this is amazing.