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Anybody ever thought about talking to Stephon Marbury?

I don't know about anybody else, but I absolutely crushed the Steve and Barrys SLC liquidation sale and loaded up on $5 Starburys so even though it's been a few years since that place closed down and Steph's shoe company went down the drain, I still think of Steph almost every day when I slip on a pair. Those were/are some pretty sweet shoes for the price. I support brining in Steph. We've already got one washed up NYC streetballer on the roster, why not make it two?
 
I was going to start a thread about the jazz signing a particular someone, and I thought, "no, don't do it, please don't do it. If one of goes in, then we all go through it." I thought my idea would be stupid, but then here comes along this thread, making it's way through the gum drop forrest of he'll and snow flakes. Now I know my idea isn't so bad. I was thinking maybe the Jazz could bring 73 year old Jerry West out of retirement and put on a pre signing steroid camp for senior citizen's. He used to be able to average almost a triple double every game. With some hard work, a treadmill, and a Ups truck full of steroids, who's to say what we can't accomolish??? Jerry If your reading this post, please know that I support your decision for an NBA comeback. As you can see, there are even dumber ideas out there.
 
Lakers_Slapper said:
I was going to start a thread about the jazz signing a particular someone, and I thought, "no, don't do it, please don't do it. If one of goes in, then we all go through it." I thought my idea would be stupid, but then here comes along this thread, making it's way through the gum drop forrest of he'll and snow flakes. Now I know my idea isn't so bad. I was thinking maybe the Jazz could bring 73 year old Jerry West out of retirement and put on a pre signing steroid camp for senior citizen's. He used to be able to average almost a triple double every game. With some hard work, a treadmill, and a Ups truck full of steroids, who's to say what we can't accomolish??? Jerry If your reading this post, please know that I support your decision for an NBA comeback. As you can see, there are even dumber ideas out there.
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You had me at Gerald Green....oh wait....you didn't say Gerald Green, but that's where I was hoping you were going after the first few sentences. Bass turd.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
I don't know about anybody else, but I absolutely crushed the Steve and Barrys SLC liquidation sale and loaded up on $5 Starburys.
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....5 bucks, huh? Sounds like a great deal. However, what does the shoe look like? Does it look so outrageous that it would make me look like or classify me as a hopper? Do they come in plain white? If I wear them, do I have a chance of being capped in the wrong neighborhood? Do they start to fall apart after two games and 5 forced shots???
 
I rather the Jazz talk with 50 year old John Stockton into a comeback attempt over talking to Stephon Marbury. I'm serious...
 
How does such a garbage idea even enter some heads? The idiocy of such a ludicrous proposition is just comical. Farcical, really.
 
TheSilencer1313 said:
I was just thinking about this after watching a lot of what Marbury has been able to do for the Bejing Ducks in China.
Does anyone think the Jazz would be able to benefit from a guard like Marbury?
The guy can definitely shoot....
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Francis, Iverson, & Marbury could only make it to the And1 Mix-tape Tour (do they even have that anymore)!
 
Damn guys. Just look at teams like the Lakers, out signing players like Sheed, while KOC just sits on his hands.

We never do nuthin.
 
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