Snicker's ice cream bars should be illegal.
My wife bought an industrial sized box at like sam's club or costco once. I don't remember how many were in it....actually I don't remember much about that afternoon, or the next 2 days really. But when I can get her to talk about it my wife tells a tale of her and the kids coming home to find me laying on the floor in the kitchen in a giant pile of snicker's ice cream wrappers in my underwear, semi-conscious, blabbering about caramel and peanuts falling everywhere and trying to get every last bite and how I was worried I ate my shirt. Then she cries quietly.
Good times. Good times.