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Bodhi's Phoenix Mojo Game Thread Jazz at Suns

Gojazz79 said:
1. Tell Hayward to stop being a pnasy and play with fire
2. Tell Kanter to stuff people thru the hoop when he goes backup for a shot
3. Tell Favors to get some fire in his belly
4. Bitch slap Bell
5. Tell Miles to get traded
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that i like
 
Aybars's posts have just gotten me kicked out of the quiet section of the library, from laughter.
 
I just told a girl at the Giants/Indians spring training game that I'm Drexler Sabonis, PG for the Utah Jazz. Needless to say we are now "best friends"......
 
Bodhi said:
I just told a girl at the Giants/Indians spring training game that I'm Drexler Sabonis, PG for the Utah Jazz. Needless to say we are now "best friends"......
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This is amazing.
 
Bodhi said:
I just told a girl at the Giants/Indians spring training game that I'm Drexler Sabonis, PG for the Utah Jazz. Needless to say we are now "best friends"......
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Take her on a tour of your hotel room.
 
When you are by all the players next, you should start reading off trade rumors from your phone about other teams and players and see if you can peak thier interest.
 
Bodhi said:
I just told a girl at the Giants/Indians spring training game that I'm Drexler Sabonis, PG for the Utah Jazz. Needless to say we are now "best friends"......
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Tell her you will do a special sign for her when you are shooting free throws at tonights game.
 
HipHopAnonymous said:
Where are your seats for the game?
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Sort of average but basically the same as my all-star package seats at ESA. Lower bowl, corner, row 21. I feel like that pass I posted earlier will allow me to play really dumb and I'll just plop down at the end of the scorer's table. My new friend Sarah is "excited to watch me play tonight". Poor girl.....
 
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