Boozer getting divorced

[kwb]

https://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/sports/50418538-77/boozer-divorce-jazz-wife.html.csp

I personally am still buying the whole, "tripped over a bag thing."

 

[YB85]

Damn. That sucks. I thought they'd last forever when he left Utah. I wonder why this hasn't been discussed yet.

 

[Shad]

I remember reading about this months ago in the paper. No surprise either way.

 

[Cece]

Cece's keeping her talents in South Beach.

 

[bigb]

She decided to stay with him long enough for him to get his raise. Now she's out. Peace out mutha!!!!

 

[YB85]

You know she waited for his raise. That was intentional like a mother ****er.

GRAB IT CECE!

AND ONE!

 

[Archie Moses]

On the bright he only punched a wall and not her. Plus, he'll be a lot closer to Lebron James' mom.

 

[Archie Moses]

You know she waited for his raise. That was intentional like a mother ****er.

GRAB IT CECE!

AND ONE!

How the hell are you blessed with a talent of being so funny and witty all the time?

 

[Sloanfeld]

She was getting a divorce regardless.

 

[bigb]

She was getting a divorce regardless.

Yes, but now she gets more money, since she's entitled to half of everything and alimony and child support is based on income. ****, do we have to spell everything out to you?

 

[Sloanfeld]

Yes, but now she gets more money, since she's entitled to half of everything and alimony and child support is based on income. ****, do we have to spell everything out to you?

Here you go toolbox:

https://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3777170

You didn't have any problem understanding YB's wit.

 

[YB85]

Yes, but now she gets more money, since she's entitled to half of everything and alimony and child support is based on income. ****, do we have to spell everything out to you?

I think sloanfailed is referencing "I'm getting a raise regardless", or does he have to spell everything out to you?

 

[satchyballgame]

You know she waited for his raise. That was intentional like a mother ****er.

GRAB IT CECE!

AND ONE!

That first one was quite possibly my favorite Boozer moment. It still makes me laugh. Almost as good as Koufus's boom bitches.

 

[bigb]

I think sloanfailed is referencing "I'm getting a raise regardless", or does he have to spell everything out to you?

I guess he has to spell everything out for me. I'm always first in line for the short bus.

 

[Scat]

I guess he has to spell everything out for me. I'm always first in line for the short bus.

Do they even let you on the short bus? I'd think a Big Wheel and oversized helmet is more your style.

 

[Sloanfeld]

I guess he has to spell everything out for me. I'm always first in line for the short bus.

You're such a bigbtard.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

*insert generally unfunny one liner here*

 

[TroutBum]

*insert generally unfunny one liner here*

hack

 

[Darkwing Duck]

*insert generally unfunny one liner here*

*get quoted with generally unfunny one worder*

 

[TroutBum]

*get quoted with generally unfunny one worder*

negrep