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Bulls Looking into Boozer Injury

I'm seeing them cut his salary and suspending him and then Boozer yelling, "AAAAHHHH ****!"
 
From what I understand, there's nothing to it," coach Tom Thibodeau said. "I spoke to (GM) Gar (Forman). The team's not looking into anything.
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Well there are a lot of people Bulls management other than Tom Thibodeau and Gar Forman.

My guess is Boozer's infamous aloof demeanor pissed someone off in Chicago's front office and they said something to somebody off the record about The Bulls (or them personally) not buying his story.
 
Chicago Bulls injured power forward Carlos Boozer prior to the game against the Washington Wizards at the United Center.




"The Chicago Bulls believe star forward Carlos Boozer" is a man of his word and his word is that he broke his right hand when he tripped over a bag in his home."

ROFLMAO!!!
Welcome to six years of hell, Bulls fans. You'll find out Carlos is extremely brittle, heals slow and is seemingly cursed with the worst misfortune in the NBA. Someone must have a voodoo doll of Carlos tucked away (Cece?) and keeps jabbing it in all the wrong places.
Carlos will give you 20/10 - when he's actually on the floor, but get used to him watching in awe as someone drives by him on the other end and he yells, Oh "$%#!."
 
Comment left by a Jazz fan on a Bull's website,

He [Boozer] couldn’t guard Karl Malone’s statue’s shadow as it was moving in the afternoon sun. Now he is your $75 million problem!
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Made me guffaw.
 
Holy ****, an entire thread written with nothing but puns related to ex-Jazz players. This thread should be archived as a sticky forever and ever.
 
With Korver on the Bulls with Boozer. I think we all know how Boozer hurt his hand for real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TdbTNdU5MU
...Korver showed him how, and Boozer did it wrong and messed up his hand instead of the wrist.
 
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