Caption Contest

[Flc]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[The Midnight]

“Hey … so have you tried Build Bar?”

 

[slc]

So who are all these people
Recognize Ainge only

 

[Keefe]

“So I said, Ryan, shove it up her ***. That’s what the lube is for.”

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

"And then I made them think we wanted Kobe Bufkin"

 

[Keefe]

Love the Saint Cy down vote! Keep ‘em coming!

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

"Is that the spot or would you prefer me to go lower?"

 

[slc]

Hey Danny, do you know anything about hockey?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Love the Saint Cy down vote! Keep ‘em coming!

Wasn't funny. Sorry.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

"I am never washing this finger again."

 

[TheStormofWar]

Five seconds before you rip the juiciest, stankiest, jalapeno-marinated air biscuit and there's little you can about it, so you decide to embrace it.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

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I told you that reading Jazzfanz without having certain posters blocked from your feed in advance would put you into a catatonic state! DL still hasn't recovered!!!

 

[Agent#00]

“ we should bring back Dante, he’s the next Michael Jordan!”

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

“Have I ever told you about points gained?”

 

[homeytennis]

Who the eff thought these guys could play?

 

[gomretat]

"Would you PLEASE tell Ryan how our uniforms are not only ugly, but some of the worst in the history of the NBA? He won't listen to anyone else."

 

[JazzJunkie]

"Dames agent just called"

 

[Jingled]

"Have I ever introduced you to my buddy Blake over at Murdock Hyundai in Lindon? Super nice guy, super helpful. The Murdocks aren't going to gouge you just so they can put a few extra thousand dollars in their own pocket. I'm driving the Sante Fe, my wife has a Tuscon, and I just got my kids the Elentra....super good vehicles. Just tell him Locke sent you and he'll hook you up."

 

[1-Jazzfan]

So who are all these people
Recognize Ainge only

I don't know who the guy on the bottom is, but L-R, David Locke, Jazz Radio broadcaster, Danny Ainge Jazz CEO, and Ryan Smith, Jazz Owner.

 

[1-Jazzfan]

"And then I made them think we wanted Kobe Bufkin"

I was going to say, "Danny, we still need to try to get Kobe Bufkin"