Countdown to Dick

[Doc Cherno]

No, this isn't referencing what we're getting in some last-minute trade. I'm calling it now that Gradey Dick's ascendency will intersect with one of our picks in the coming draft. He seems like someone born to play in Utah and maybe, eventually get a statue. As my friend Charles said, "I may be wrong, but I doubt it."

 

[Hearsky]

Bummer. I thought this was a countdown for @Handlogten's Heros mom's date with me.

 

[PresidioTrojan]

Gradey Dick is part 4 of the first-ever all white NBA champion starting lineup.

Luka
Gradey
Lauri
Walker
?????

The question is, who will round out the quintet?

 

[LogGrad98]

Gradey Dick is part 4 of the first-ever all white NBA champion starting lineup.

Luka
Gradey
Lauri
Walker
?????

The question is, who will round out the quintet?

Durant?

Giannis?

 

[default]

We're getting Scoot at #2 and anything else is gravy

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Gradey Dick is part 4 of the first-ever all white NBA champion starting lineup.

Luka
Gradey
Lauri
Walker
?????

The question is, who will round out the quintet?

Mac Mcclung

 

[Tremendous Upside]

We're getting Scoot at #2 and anything else is gravy

Can't wait to add another 6'1'' me-first combo guard.

 

[seattlejazzfan]

Can't wait to add another 6'1'' me-first combo guard.

me first? 41% assist percentage this season. that's right about in line with Chris Paul and Jason Kidd's career averages. (a little higher than Kidd, a little lower than Paul)

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Scoot is like Collin Sexton but even more athletic and capable of passing. I'll take that.

Plus it would encourage DA to trade Sexton. Wins all around.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Scoot is like Collin Sexton but even more athletic and capable of passing. I'll take that.

Plus it would encourage DA to trade Sexton. Wins all around.

Scoot's shot selection makes Sexton look like Kyle Korver.

 

[default]

Can't wait to add another 6'1'' me-first combo guard.

Not ideal size but very skilled

 

[jazzfanWA]

Bummer. I thought this was a countdown for @Handlogten's Heros mom's date with me.

That would have been 'countdown to a dick'

 

[Douchebag K]

Scoot's shot selection makes Sexton look like Kyle Korver.

i doubt that very much