Enes's New Nickname

[Park Bites]

Lead balloon

 

[cctrackstar]

Lead balloon

You know, Mythbusters got a lead balloon to float, and they even had to add regular air to keep it from bursting at the seams.

(yeah, that was geeky, i know)

 

[ema]

Undertaker is out.

Underachiever is in.

Montijunas went off last night in his debut. 7 footer, runs, rebounds and hits threes. Being a Jazz fan is hard sometimes.

The biggest advantage of Motiejūnas over Kanter is being Lithuanian and spending his youth in Lithuanian Basketball system for the good. JV has the same advantage too.

Kanter should feel like the luckiest guy in the world, with being a professional athlete. Thank god he was born by a wife of an highly educated man, otherwise he would be an ordinary boy(maybe a garbageman) other than being mocked all the time because of his hefty body.

 

[Brown Notes]

By December his name should be I'm Sorry for most of you.

 

[vslice02]

The Rhino.

Already taken.

 

[infection]

Home run come of Enes hit.

 

[infection]

Big hit happy body.

 

[infection]

Big dunk happy Enes.

 

[squareinthecircle]

Montijunas went off last night in his debut. 7 footer, runs, rebounds and hits threes. Being a Jazz fan is hard sometimes.

Yeah there had been talk about him for years and now he sure looks good.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Ha! I need to read the Jazz forum more often if this is what it's like.

Anyhow, there's a reason that PER 48 doesn't mean jack squat. He's not good enough to be on the floor for 48 minutes. Or 40. Or 30. Or 20. This is the reason some homer decided to make up that stupid *** stat; to make mediocre players look amazing. Posting it here does nothing but hurt any credibility that Weenus, or you as a poster, may have (not) had.

I'd be happy to eat a **** sandwich and be proven wrong, but I think you and I both know that isn't going to happen.

After all, didn't Fes have some lofty PER numbers. By that logic, we should have started and played him 35 mins - and then been sued by his family after he collapsed and died on the court.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Entes

 

[Former Member]

I always liked to call him "the big turkey"