Fat Boris Sighting in SLC

[David Stern]

Just in case you've been living under a rock, Boris was in attendance at the game on Wednesday (Jan 3rd).

Since this is the internet and we tend to overreact to everything, I figured this was a perfect place to ask these earth-shattering questions:

Is he not with his french team anymore? Google shows they have a game on the 7th.
Is he resigning with the Jazz? Is this even possible considering they didn't pick up his option?
Are all women incapable of resisting Boris?
Can he command a tank?

 

[dipship31]

Are all women incapable of resisting Boris?

I can only speak to this one, and no

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Is that the women who worked for PKM?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Also I thought it was funny the 2nd time the camera panned to Boris in the 2nd half they made sure the cleavage wasnt in frame.